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Lesbian Axe

Banjo; stringed instrument originating from the Isle of Lesbos.
Steve Martin was blowin' up the folk festival with his Lesbian Axe.

No shit, your sister in law was riveted.

Kermit slayed the crowd with his Lesbian Axe when played his sweet rendition of Rainbow Connection.
by Mr. Bodangles June 16, 2013
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Facebook Lesbian

A female on Facebook who lists herself as being in a relationship with another female friend, while in reality she is heterosexual and lists the reltionship out of some bizzare feminine vanity.
Dude #1: "Oh shit son this chick is into chicks!"
Dude #2: "Nah dude, she straight, shes just a Facebook Lesbian. See? Her preference is men."
by Mighty Alejandro August 21, 2006
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lesbian american

the politically correct way of calling someone a dyke.
Velma: Let's split up and look for clues
Freddy: DYKE!
Shaggy: Hey man, the term is lesbian american
Scooby: Reah, resbian american
by Wockyockydog July 26, 2007
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Lesbian Cat

Pronunciation: ˈlez-bē-ən ˈkat

Function: Noun

A feline that is of the female gender who is engaged in homosexual activities with other felines.
It's a lesbian cat, you can tell.
by Human Overth February 21, 2010
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lesbian

A mans top choice for beating off on a Saturday afternoon
Lesbians get me turned on.. I wonder who the camera guy is?
by Suck my bobby pin March 7, 2017
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lipstick lesbian

A feminine lesbian. It can be used interchangably with femme to indicate a feminine lesbian, but strictly speaking, a femme is usually attracted to masculine, or butch, lesbians and a lipstick lesbian is attracted to other feminine lesbians.

Often thought of as demure, submissive creatures, many, if not all femmes and lipstick lesbians are quite strong, independant women.
Hmm, what's this? Sex and the City, hairstyle and fashion magazines, satin curtains, a dress spread out on the bed... a picture of two kissing women dressed in Edwardian style? Looks like I've stumbled into a lipstick lesbian's love nest.
by Lorelili February 23, 2005
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The Prodigal Lesbian

A Born-again lesbian that reverts back to romantic relationships with men.
My cousin married a man shortly after college, had two kids, then came out as a lesbian when she was 30. She dated women and got lesbian married. She still had feelings for men, though so she got lesbian divorced and became The Prodigal Lesbian: she’s now returned to dating men.
by AJ02 June 22, 2021
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