morgan landers

the perfect girl! shes tall and an athlete and beautiful and the most amazing girl you could ever meet:)

is that morgan landers? yeah man. damn shes gorgeous!!!

by hahahahahahhaahahahahahahahaha August 6, 2011

No Hander Lander

after taking a shower (normally sports players) flipping your dick up to your belly button multiple times then cathing it in-between your legs

Dude after our sweet win i took a shower and did a no hander lander in one shot

by osama bin diesel May 11, 2011

Flat lander

(In Off-roading) One who thinks they are the greatest off-road driver in the world by driving in wide open muddy cornfields and other flat mud holes. Used as an insult by jeep owners who prefer narrow mountainous trails containing rock obstacles to mud, or directed towards hummer owners.

Also known as mall crawlers.

I wish these damn flat landers would shut up, they don't know what they are talking about.

by das ungeheuer January 23, 2009

Adolf Hitler Leader of Nazis

The guy who is allergic to nuts but still bothers and risks stealing your "Nutella". He also killed millions of Jews and started wars... P.S. You could of just searched up Adolf Hitler....

Adolf Hitler leader of Nazis always steals John's "Nutella" because he has the most.

by gnarlybra101 September 28, 2014

Leandro

A man hoe; tends to attract younger Caucasian females usually under the legal age; loves to waste time and are very unproductive.

Leandro took his besfriends to lunch to meet younger lady.

by Leandro a L December 30, 2018

lander

The act of cumming without intention or

If I ever met Becky in real life I'd lander all over myself.

by Oskfred January 3, 2017

San Leandro

What used to be a nice town before they started letting just anybody in here

I used to love San Leandro until the liberals and ghetto trash took over.

by Buk Lau with long blonde hair August 27, 2021