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kobe

CEO of the wink emoji
hij is zo hot als spaghetti
me: wie is kobe?
random dude: hij is zo stoer als biefstuk met friet
by bert135 February 11, 2022
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Kobe Special

When your favorite NFL, NBA, MLB and/or College Football teams get their shit kicked in all within a span of 3 days
Shelly: Y’all can’t discuss no sports with me Until the eagles or Ohio State lose

D: Bro the Philadelphia Phillies and Philadelphia 76ers lost. You got hit with the Kobe Special
by D:eez Nuts October 19, 2022
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Kobe

A person who shows Greatness and is the hardest worker out the bunch RIP to the mamba
Your a Kobe
by staples center January 27, 2020
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Kobe.?!?.

Kobe is just chilling watching cartoons and then his big brother comes in and fucks him out of nowhere and then he rides his dad then his sister sticks the rose up him
Kobe.?!?. Getting it done to him
by Wowowowoe April 11, 2025
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Kobe Bryant

He was a great basketball player for the LA lakers. He recently died in a helicopter crash with his daughter.
by @Maddison1224 January 31, 2020
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kobe

Kobe is a kind and loving person. He will treat you well and will stay by your side always.
Kobe has an extremely large dick and is really well with the ladies.
He usually has brown hair and at medium height.
If you know a Kobe, you should try to make friends with him, as he will be able to protect you.
kobe is really nice!
by Jake58376 April 21, 2022
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