Kobe

Before was used to always land your shots, now its always missing them.

God:"Hmm, what should I do today?"
-sees helicopter-
God:"Kobe."
-Makes helicopter fly into mountain-
Random guy:"GOD, KOBE WAS ACTUALLY IN THE HELICOPTER!!!"
God:"Well now I know whh its call "Kobe"

by Kobeheliman February 25, 2020

kobe!

it used to mean "i hope i get this three-pointer" but now it means "i hope i dont die in this helicopter ride"

Joe: Gee, I hope we don't die in this helicopter!
Bob: Kobe!

by Jeffalooboo February 26, 2020

Go Full Kobe

To ejaculate on the face of your sex partner.

I didn't expect Bob to go Full Kobe on the second date.

by Miso Grumpy May 1, 2020

KOBE

a nigga

people used to throw a paper into the bin and say Kobe

jacky' see that Kobe'
tom' what a fuckin KOBE'

jacky'hes a dead man'
tom 'lets fuck his asshole KOBE'

by regressor May 2, 2020

Kobe Special

Pushing your shoulders forward to get the gap between your traps and your collarbones and then spurt cum into your shoulder bowl.

Bro 1: Bro! I just did the kobe special!
Bro 2: Sick fuck.

by cornnuts May 6, 2020

Kobe Bryant

Awesome basketball legend that career happened from 1997- 2016. He played full time with the Lakers and is famous for his 81 point game against the Toronto Raptors. He died in January 2020 in a helicopter along with his daught Gigi

I watched a highlight reel of Kobe Bryant on YouTube last night.

Kobe Bryant and Shaquille o Neal had a feud I think

by 7234 May 12, 2020

Kobe

A word previously used to boost success when throwing an object into a container or net. Currently used with great sadness.

Before: Kobe! (Yeets paper ball into trash can)
After: Kobe.😑 (proceeds to hit chest with fist twice, then gracefully toss paper ball into trash can)

by Eeeeeeerrrrrrrfd May 15, 2020