Kobe

handsome,great always to be loved and seen

Kobe is always the man I need.

by meadekhalil72 April 15, 2017

kobe stephani

Most amazing person ever!

That's Kobe Stephani

by Kokosboom June 19, 2017

Cockblocked by Kobe

When you are the Utah Jazz, and because of Kobe's 60 pointer, you get destroyed, demolished, and your career gets ended because of a 37 year old Mamba.

Man 1: Damn bro, we just lost to the Lakers in the deciding game to get to the playoffs.
Man 2: Damn bro! You just got cockblocked by Kobe!

by KobeBryantAids February 27, 2018

Kobe Pasta

When a crumbus grumbuses the crangus up.

Oh boy, I sure did a lot of Kobe Pasta yesterday...

by Kobe Pasta January 17, 2018

fat boyy kobe

A real ass nigga tht don’t stop worry bout these bitches and stop fucking wit fake niggas🤙🏿

Who tht fat boyy kobe sawwwuueeeee💦

by Bcc.kobe🤟🏾 February 14, 2018

Kobe

A gay boy

Kobe is my boyfriend

by kobesgirlfriend January 8, 2017

Kobe

Kobe is usually someone you struggle to understand and a touch retarded. His beard looks like an un groomed arse crack, some say he's an absolute creature, but they love him anyway

You cooked cereal in a pan, your so kobe

by Kobella November 22, 2021