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Jump with me

A game played in basketball where two (or more people depending on your athleticism) get into a heated argument and one player tries to dunk on the other while the second player tries to block the shot. Trying to demonstrate that one is the weaker player athletically.
Alex: "Dude you can't dunk!! I could block you no problem."
Andrew: "Oh yeah? Jump with me then."
Alex jumps, gets dunked on, then is banned from the gym for being a little bitch.
by BoomGoesTheDynoMite October 20, 2016
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blob jump

An extremely fat person who jumps either really far or really high
Person 1: dude, how is that fat dude going to win the high jump competition
Person 2: believe me, he is a total blob jump
by swaggerblob October 11, 2017
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Jumped by flavors

Occurs when one comsumes an abundant and diverse amonut of flavors at once. The mulitiude of flavors consumed will be tasted one after another, almost like reciving multiple punches from multiple people.
I shouldn’t have ate 4 jelly beans at once. I’ve been jumped by flavors.
by mcmajuicebox7 February 4, 2018
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mum jump

mum jump: an act in which a minimum of 2 people dig up a freshly dug grave, they find a corpse, preferably female, and 1 guy gets down in the hole and strips the body, and puts his face in her vag, then the guy up at the top of the grave jumps on the stomach of the body, causing festering organs to spew into the face of the first guy.
by thugaim September 18, 2013
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Mia Jump

When a girl kisses you without your consent, and promptly sprints away like a scooby doo villain.
I was walking with my gut last night and she Mia jumped me
by Nig pig March 16, 2019
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Jump streams

Literally jumps with the rhythm of a stream. The mapper probably got an aneurysm when he made that.
-hey look at my amazing 10 star map xdd
-bro that full screen jump streams look insane, i will send your map to every osu streamer
by wiwit October 23, 2019
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Slumber Jump

When one is on the verge of death and is revived by unprovoked anal sex. (Typically while in acoma)
That b*tch be lookin like sleeping beauty so I slumber jumped her.
by She hole January 25, 2014
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