Mike: the other day i was drivin down the street and i almost hit a Juan Paco who was trying to sell me oranges
JR: yea you gotta watch out for them there everywhere here in southern california
JR: yea you gotta watch out for them there everywhere here in southern california
by Mike_aka_007 December 14, 2008
Get the juan pacomug. A sexual position where the woman is on top backwards, and the male slides down a set of stairs. This allows his body to wiggle/flap like a noodle while the woman is riding in a basic reverse cowgirl.
by Domgirl24 January 29, 2024
Get the Juan noodlemug. by Jerry730 July 19, 2016
Get the Pulling a Juanmug. A bitch who is self centered asshole who doesn't care about their gf and most times retarded and make stupid ass jokes that people find funny and will definitely never become famous or smart and will probably be poor
juan is a dick
by hrufvesfuwfrw8 March 23, 2020
Get the Juanmug. A person who always wants to improve himself and fulfill his dreams, the best friend you could ask for, will always give you a hand in difficult times and support you in your achievements, be careful if you fall in love with him because you will only receive love, hugs, songs that lull you and many other beautiful things.
“Search for one Juan Jose Robayo, you know you need it!”
“Search for one Juan Jose Robayo, you know you need it!”
by El universo December 16, 2021
Get the Juan jose robayomug. The funniest, tallest, smartest, coolest creation of God you will ever encounter on Earth.
He also has a big dick.
He also has a big dick.
by TheGodCreations November 21, 2021
Get the Juan Pablomug. Nobody knows where it came from, or what it truly is. But, the Juan Noodle has stood the test of time as a top-level sex position. It will continue to baffle the great minds of science, and pleasure those who assume the position.
by BOOTS; The man not the cat. November 19, 2023
Get the The Juan Noodlemug.