Jock oreo

A guy who's a jock on the outside and a nerd on the inside.

I bet you've met someone! I bet you've met a tasty delicious jock oreo! I bet you're OBSESSED with his ripling abs and creamy pecs! EH?!

( http://whitedog1.deviantart.com/art/rehearsal-4-116505700 )

by billy bob173847 March 21, 2009

table jockey

term used for a waiter/waitress

Send over a table jockey to take my order.

by mongoloid August 12, 2004

Sac jockey

A person who is constantly bothering you or biting your style. Thus, they ride your sack like a jockey rides a race horse.

"Hey Tom, here comes Jim."

"Yeah, I see him."

"Why does he have to dress just like I do?"

"Well, he's a sac jockey."

by Hammy Sagar December 3, 2005

Abercrombie Jock

-An almost inevitable stage of every adolescent boy's life, where Abercrombie and Fitch is worn most and playing 'manly' sports is considered the most popular. Being obnoxious is also very common among Abercrombie Jocks.

-A self righteous jackass.

Natasha: "Who's Joe?"

Samantha: "One of those Abercrombie Jocks."

Natasha: "Oh!... which one... they all kinda look the same."

by fruielagblia February 24, 2009

knob jockey

A brown dirt cowboy

although Dale Winton has recently married I was always under the impression that he was a knob jockey

by Peter Donohoe June 27, 2003

Jabber Jock

Individuals who have no regard for the feelings of other persons, ethnic groups, etc. Jabber jocks usually are abortion enthusiasts, laugh at natural disasters, and take extreme delight in the abuse and death of children and the elderly.

Sabombu Rimjob Honeycomb Heaton is such a Jabber Jock, she can't stop jiggling her jizz rocket while taking a choft, which was brought on by eating a rootin' tootin' jamaican chocolate raspberry and splitting a toblerone

by Jizzy LaRue February 26, 2005

jock

In the case of school:
A man who is highly interested in athletics to the point where it dominates his life. Characterized by assholes with competitive attitudes. Usually social elite, jocks often date/fuck cheerleaders and other high level social elite females who are always either highly attractive or rich.
In the case of adulthood:
Jocks usually join national assiociations such as the NBA or NFL. Usually, these athletes cheat on their wifes, are dishonest, and occasionally, commit crimes and get away with them.
Note: Female athletes cannot be classified as jocks. There are extraordinarily few females that have the jerkish personality the male athletes have.

Members of the football, baseball, soccer, basketball teams or any dangerous contact sport.
All male, professional athletes.

by Talisman August 16, 2003