Jellout

The 80's term "Jellout' refers to someone who's brain has basically jelled. Or in other words, a brainless freak of sorts, similar to dweeb, idiot or fool.

"Oh man...Bob sure is being a 'Jellout' today. He is really getting on my nerves"...or "Did you see that guy walk out on the thin ice and jump up and down? What a 'Jellout'".

by SonoranSteve February 4, 2010

Jellorium

Hippie crackheads standing behind glass cooking, stirring and preserving jams, jellies and marmalade. Jelloriums usually reside near high-end country resorts and golf courses.

We went to the new jellorium in town and stood around bored watching someone make strawberry jam.

by zendavey April 17, 2010

Jello Leggo

A Jello Leggo basically means someone that looses a ton of wait but only in there legs leaving alot of extra skin disgusting to look at

Guy1- damn our teacher is a jello leggo

Guy2- I know all that extra skin hanging out of those short shorts ewww

Teacher- boys do you like my legs?

Guy2- No....
Teacher- Detention

by C@D3 July 11, 2011

Joleon Lescott

A Football player for Manchester City and the England pro-team

"did you see that guy on t.v yesterday with that freakishly large forehead?"
"oh you mean Joleon Lescott?"

by Tattersalad August 26, 2013

jolion

An albanian king pin drug lord who smuggles regs over from the mother country. Likes to fondle his girlfriends asshole.

Wow he's sells so much coke , he's such a jolion.

by Missyx0x November 1, 2013

jello rapist

a person who sticks their penis in a bowl of jello and moves it around really quickly causing an erection and eventually having jello in the head (tip). This can only occur on the day before Halloween (cabbage night) or Christmas Eve.

Damn Jimmy, you sure were a jello rapist when you were drunk last night.

by ungukhh December 25, 2013

jello mama

Another word for Michelle Obama

Jello Mama is my inspiration.

by shwarmaster April 22, 2014