John 

He has a 30 inches dick and got a lot of girls.

He only wears the rich stuff like gucce, louis and prada. He is one of the funniest person and that why everybody loves him.

Do you know a John?
No, I only know ugly guys.

John by Hellao September 29, 2019

John 

This dumb ass who is gay and homo and gets guys until things get nasty.

Let’s do it “john pulls down pants” never mined.

John by Bossmode403 October 1, 2019

John 

Is a really cool name

I am john

John by Buusiness October 9, 2019

John 

A big baby.

Thinks he's a thug.

Dudley is about to smack the s*** outta John. 😊

John by Kaitie_e7 October 9, 2019

John 

the most smexiest asian in the world. he is very kind, cute and girls love him. he is a very good friend you will want to have.

hey john you are very cute

John by collllsiwppa October 19, 2019

John 

John is a fat cunt that try’s to sell sweets at school he is blond and doesn’t get any girls at all. he sit and plays his computer all day. He sucks dick because he is gay. He is also really bad a shinty.

Hannah the prostitute and needed John for business and money

John by Gamer_goat1987 October 23, 2019

John 

He is sooooo cute and loving and the best boyfriend or person ever if you know or date or know a John

your lucky

Wow John is so cute

I know he is the best person ever

John by Crackhead ginger October 26, 2019