Jeanette

A girl that traps a guy by not taking her pill and getting pregnant.

Take this pill bitch, don't jeanette me.

by Seasonique February 17, 2010

Wyclef Jean

a two-night stand; that guy/girl who just never made it to bed with you more than twice. In reference to Wyclef's legendary add lib in the Fugees' classic recording of "Killing Me Softly" ie "One time... Two times!"

1 - What ever happened to that guy you were seeing? Greg something?

2 - Oh him? He was a Wyclef Jean.

Both - (speak sing) "One time... Two times!"

by Joe-Nee October 23, 2012

jean carlos

The man with the SHOVEL PENIS.

HOLY SHIT JEAN CARLOS HAS A SHOVEL PENIS.

by Pigment June 15, 2010

Jean Chretien

An incompetent leader who follows a self serving agenda. Someone who the rest of the world looks down on.

My boss is such a Jean Chretien.

by uni August 29, 2003

Jean François

Young tall skinny male who has bi-curious tendencies.

Wow, that guy is extremely tall and is surrounded by other males.
He must be a Jean François

by 17238284 May 26, 2021

Dirty Jeanette

when you're pinned down face up by a swamp rabbit, with both middle fingers in the air and a mouth full of skittles, usually followed by an outbreak of the skittles pox

i had the best dirty Jeanette of my live but theses skittles pox sure are killing me

by dirty trucker February 15, 2019

jean cretien

The worst Prime Minister Canada has ever had the misfortune to elect.
the only prime minister who could not clearly speak either official language and embarassed himself and Canada every trip abroad.

Jean Cretien; I can see why you want to fight Palestine, the Sea of Galilee is your only lake and you want to protect it.
The rest Of The World; What ?

Jean cretien; A proof is a proof is a proof.
The Rest of Canada; What ?

by Karl June 19, 2006