Jan-Malte

Jan-Malte is a guy, typically looking for a German guy (blonde hair and the most beautiful bluish eyes). You can usually find Jan-Malte sleeping, playing with animals or doing German things like drinking beer. He is a crazy good cook, but be careful because when he is cooking you are not allowed to touch anything in the kitchen. Anyway, the only thing you really want to touch is him because Jan-Malte is a hottie. He is mostly a laid back guy who you can enjoy life with.

who is that hottie sleeping there? It must be Jan-Malte

by gabsyy January 8, 2025

kees jan

'wears all the stonies that are in the world. plays hockey very agresively. always talks about hockey and school. Says he is not rich, but he is the richest person on earth. he is very smart. and kind a cute as well.

kees jan is very rich an great in bed.

by KOEKJESBIJCOMPUTERTECHNIEK January 11, 2018

Jan

Someone who uses girls

Hey dude isn't that jan didn't he use the girl names jessica.

by 1234KNOCKKNOCKJOKE March 20, 2023

gosse jan

A guy with a little dick and no humor.

you are so gosse jan.

by cookiekiller20 April 18, 2017

Jan Rudnicki

Hot Polish guy that everyone loves. He bangs so hard that the neighbours across the streat hear it.

I gave Jan Rudnicki a bj.
I saw Jan Rudnicki at the mall and i fell warm inside.

by juice sipper May 18, 2022

Jan Peacock

Jan Peacock is an elderly woman who bullies people on twitter, from her tablet, in the nursing home. She is on everyone’s shit list.

Guy 1: Did you see that grandma bullying people on twitter?

Guy 2: No, show me.

Guy 1: *Shows guy 2 elderly woman’s tweet*

Guy 2: Fuck, someone call the nursing home and tell them to take Jan Peacocks tablet away.

by dingdonguropinioniswrong October 6, 2019

Jan-Dieke

A true friend. The best boyfriend you will ever get. Extremely nice yet sometimes a douche. Very caring and sweet, not to forget handsome and tall. He is a very good hugger and is pretty good at fucking. Doesn't really like horror (more like Hates it) and is a sporty lad. Will most of the times be there for you even if you're not there for him. He likes the good stuff kinda music and isn't very artistic. He's rather sweet though. He's a very awesome dude and a great memer

Person 1: "Omg did you see that guy?"

Person 2: "Yes, that's Jan-Dieke, he's awesome"

Person 1: "Duhh"

by niggerfagimus September 8, 2017