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Jackie Weaver – if you recall the dialogue from the jaw-droppingly chaotic parish council meeting – had “no authority” to remove councillors from the meeting. “No authority at all.”
theguardian com/society/2022/mar/29/jackie-weaver-had-no-authority-after-all-investigation-finds
Jackie didn't have the authority to kick them out of the meeting
by iwanttodrawahouse January 5, 2023
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Jackie-J

Proceed with caution. When she sets her sights on something she will stop at nothing to get it. Even if it means hiding life-sustaining medication from disabled people in order to benefit from the inevitable outcome. Even innocent children are not safe from her ill deeds. A beauty from afar but only so-so up close. Very insecure and constantly putting anyone she perceives as a threat down in an attempt to make herself seem better by comparison.
"This is the 3rd person in this family to turn up dead in the past 3 months- & they all coincidentally had life insurance policies purchased for them in the weeks before they died! What kind of impatient nit-wit would think no one would notice this?"

"Umm, Jackie-J of course. Duh."
by SoloMissionToMars July 20, 2023
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jackie ortega barron

One of the most beautiful girls u will ever meet. Encountering a Jackie Ortega Barron is rare and u should be grateful for her being in your life. She has dark hair, beautiful eyes, and not to mention the most beautiful smile. She is really easy to fall in love with but hard to get over. Guys are chasing after her wanting to date her.
You: Damn is that a Jackie Ortega Barron
Friend: Hell yeah it is

You: Dibs
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Jackie

Lying whore that sleeps with her boyfriends best friend then dates his best friends brother
Kayla- "you hear about that girl that fucked 7 guys in a month?" Breanna-"yeah wasn't that jackie?"
by Dumper thumper February 25, 2024
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Jackie

Jackie is so pretty bro, if you meet one she’ll literally make you hard, she has a fatty even though she don’t show it, she’s tall and has beautiful hour glass shape.
Jose Dang bro you talking to Jackie?
Brian Yeah we friends
JoseDanggg
by Big d pablo March 23, 2022
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Jackie Fakie

n. A person providing exceptional customer service far above a 5 star level.
My flight itinerary was screwed when one of my flights was canceled while i was in a foreign country, and fortunately Jackie Fakie worked hours fixing it, and also saving me a boat load of cash in the process. True story.
by C potter September 10, 2021
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Jacky

I suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time
Stare at his nutsack while I hold back my cum tonight
And when he ask me what position
I say, “doggystyle”
(And when he ask me what position
I say, “doggystyle”)
But the fact is
I can never get off of his fat d^^k
And all that they can ask is
“I just wanna smack it” (I just wanna smack it)

Pre-Chorus
Here’s what the fact is
He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, Yuh Yuh)
Asshole in a casket

Chorus
So you can see I’m cummin’
But you won’t see me nuttin’
I’ll just keep on suckin’, I’m good (Yeah, I’m good)
And if he sucks my glizzy
I will become dizzy
But it keeps us busy, I’m good (Yeah, I’m good)
I’ve been twerking for boys for so long
I’vе been flirting with boys for so long
My jaw’s been hurting for so, so long it’s real
So long, it’s real, so long, it’s real
Omg it's jacky I can't wait to call him daddy yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
by 45354875237853275879r532ucvywf January 24, 2022
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