Steamboat Jackson

An incredibly fat doobie, rolled densely with medicinal cannabis. A steamboat Jackson burns slowly and evenly throughout.

Bro, this steamboat jackson is gettin me roasted.

by Biggest Aristotle January 4, 2012

Jeydon Jacob

The Cute, amazing, Immature in an extremely funny way person. All the girls fall head over heels for him. He dates lots of people, but it doesn't work out, because he wants that one girl. He doesn't have much self-confidence because he doesn't know how much people care for him. He puts smiles to every ones face and makes them feel special. You can't even describe how amazing he is. I just Love Jeydon. <3

Is that Jeydon jacob?
Yeah, Isn't He amazing?
SOOO, AMAZING.

by JeydonsStalker August 10, 2012

Perseus Jackson

Perseus is more commonly known as Percy Jackson. He acts as the narrator in the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series, or PjO. (I highly recommend those books btw) Percy, in the fandom, is also know as Persassy Jackson for his sass. He is a demigod, which is basically half-mortal (human), half-Greek/Roman god/godess. His father is Poseidon, the Greek deity of the sea. He also appears in the Heroes of Olympus series, Magnus Chase series and Trials of Apollo series as well.

"Poseidon," said Chiron. "Earthshaker, Stormbringer, Father of Horses. Hail , Perseus Jackson, Son of the Sea God."
—The Lightning Theif

by Percy Jackson fan101 January 25, 2018

Shitty Jack

The act of jacking off while simultaneously taking a shit.

Guy 1: "That guy's been in the stall for 20 minutes!"
Guy 2: "He must be getting a Shitty Jack."

by boosac May 21, 2020

Jungle Juice Jackpot

Shit, piss, vomit, and cum brewed in a witches pot over a fire and mixed with multiple incantation of your shit eating intentions.

Brad: Bro I just went to the trails and made a fresh batch of Jungle juice jackpot
chad: Ill pay you for all of the batch for 300$

Doctor: you have cancer.
ched: I have a new cancer, it's jungle juice.

by Yahuwah June 6, 2019

do u do jumping jacks on the d

it's basically when you are sitting on a peen and you are doing jumping jacks on it.

op: Do u do jumping jacks on the d?
Nickay Minaj: Do I do jumping jacks on the d? What?

by kawaiipoosayuwu March 26, 2022

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson (1958-2009) was a legendary multi-talented, multi-faceted icon who was, and still remains, the most recognizable man in the entire world. His name is synonymous with singer extraordinaire, master dancer, benevolent benefactor to many causes, "best father in the whole world" as attested to by his daughter Paris, a friend to the friendless, a man with an astonishing business acumen and work ethic, the embodiment of swagitude and a burning beacon of raw sexuality, and the list goes on and on.

Many of Michael Jackson's accomplishments can be documented by his numerous awards and acknowledgements, including receiving thirteen Grammy Awards of which eight are for his worldwide bestselling album of all time Thriller, inclusion of the 1983 short film "Thriller" as the first music video to ever be inducted for preservation in the National Film Registry of the Library of Congress (2009), induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame twice (1997 & 2001), induction posthumously into the Dance Hall of Fame (2010), holding the Guinness Book of World Records' title for supporting the most charities by a pop star, etc., just to name a few.

A musical/dancing genius of Michael Jackson’s caliber will never be forgotten, as he is often imitated, but never surpassed.

Michael Jackson has always been a trailblazer, lighting the path for other artists to follow.

by PY Love and Peace December 10, 2012