Email surfing

What you do if bored on the internet. Involves watching the side-bar adverts on the email site, and then hitting the REFRESH or INBOX buttons to see a different ad. Akin to TV channel-surfing.

"Dude I was so bored yesterday waiting for that girl to email me back that I did some email surfing to pass the time."

"Did you see that identity theft one?"

"Yeah, like TWENTY times!"

by Experimental Mistress October 13, 2009

Name surfing

The act of searching one's name on urban dictionary and finding embarrassing yet hilarious information that you never knew about yourself.

Hey buddy, I'm bored, lets go name surfing.

by Paigeybobaigerz November 6, 2013

Grumble surf

Searching the internet for 'grumble' - grot, indecent images, smut and/or pornography.

N.B. Not to be confused with 'Grumble Serf' - a porn servant, 'cumpanion', or 'rut-monkey'.

"Mam, can you get some tissues when you're at the shops? I fancy a bit of a one-handed grumble surf a bit later. You told me off last time when I didn't wipe down afterwards."

internet pornography masturbation grumble mags self abuse perversion grot-mongering mummy

by Carlos Poco-Caliente July 29, 2010

Surfing the Snake

When a man masturbates with his own feet

After breaking both arms in a skiing accident Jim resorted to “Surfing the Snake” to get himself off. (Also very popular practice among amputees…..bit of armless fun)

by Alizrob January 12, 2011

pipe surfing

Sexual intercourse, can be used as a proposition; e.g. "do you want to go pipe surfing", can be used in past and present tense. e.g. - female:"I was pipe surfing yesterday at the beach". (Also "surfing the pipe")

I was pipe surfing yesterday at the beach".

by Miked89 September 23, 2013

Pic Surfing

The act of skimming thru someone's Facebook pictures in a fast manor.

Hey man did Sarah post the pictures from her party?

Yeah, I saw them while I was "pic surfing".

by kbrun January 21, 2010

Surf's Up

That movie where Kelly Slater was a penguin and where the boss is weird mole thing.

"Hey Ima go watch Surf's Up wanna come"
"Isn't that the movie where they turned Kelly into a penguin?"

by koiFishBlowjob January 14, 2021