The day of December 1st, following the month of No Nut November, where every male is encouraged to masturbate, to relieve the testicular tension of the previous month.
Person 1: Bro can you come to the game tomorrow.
Person 2: Nah sorry bro it’s International Wank Day.
Person 1: Damn bro why didn’t you remind me?
Person 2: Nah sorry bro it’s International Wank Day.
Person 1: Damn bro why didn’t you remind me?
by Bongonog November 11, 2019
Get the International Wank Daymug. by Beadylove August 3, 2021
Get the International wolfstar daymug. February 14th. The day where the single people of the world are harshly reminded of the love and affection they don't have, whilst binging poorly made romcoms and filling themselves with chocolate in sadness.
Yup.
Yup.
Jenna: OMG I LOVE Valentine's Day! Me and my bf-...
Chris: You mean "International Singularity Day?"
Jenna: Damn, you're such a downer :(
Chris: You mean "International Singularity Day?"
Jenna: Damn, you're such a downer :(
by Human_Dicktionary February 14, 2022
Get the International Singularity Daymug. Property guardianship is an arrangement by which people are granted cheap accommodation in return for living flexibly, often in desirable locations and unusual properties such as former commercial buildings like pubs, offices, police stations and even historically important properties . They are great , creative and hard working people and we need to appreciate that by celebrating Guardians on the 14th of August !
by Urmumsmoosay June 19, 2021
Get the International Guardian daymug. Relationship code in the International Maritime Law states that if you perform unlawful actions behind your significant other's back and he/she resides in a different time zone is not considered as cheating
by Qaoz September 30, 2021
Get the International Maritime Lawmug. Hell but worse. HOW CAN WE FOCUS WITH ONLY 5 MINUTE RECESS?!??? Plus, a shit ton a homework. Highly don't recommend.
by TheRainOnCorneliaSt. May 16, 2022
Get the Joy International Schoolmug. May 5th every year since 2004.
The day that an amazing person was born, and the day that his friends take the day to celebrate him and his amazing self.
The day that an amazing person was born, and the day that his friends take the day to celebrate him and his amazing self.
Person 1: Hey man, you know what day it is?
Person 2: Yeah dude! It's Cinco De Mayo!
Person 1: Sure, but more importantly, it's International Redmond Day!
Person 2: Whoa bro, I almost forgot! Forget Cinco De Mayo!
Person 2: Yeah dude! It's Cinco De Mayo!
Person 1: Sure, but more importantly, it's International Redmond Day!
Person 2: Whoa bro, I almost forgot! Forget Cinco De Mayo!
by Quit It Quinn May 1, 2020
Get the International Redmond Daymug.