Methamphetamine or Meth. Used by Florida Man to maintain his rigorous schedule of robbing fast-food restaurants and committing insurance fraud.
by Plura Entropy August 2, 2019
Get the Florida Man Fuelmug. The type of math use by the criminal underworld to describe the sizes packages that narcotics may come in. Notabably used in South Florida cities such as Miami.
by Cpt. FeelGood September 13, 2012
Get the South Florida Mathmug. by Don Jr. February 27, 2015
Get the The Florida Georgia Linemug. Martin County is a small place with lots of rivers and bridges.
Theres nothing to do in Stuart or Palm Shitty. The only good thing in Jensen was the mall back when we were 12. Most people here think that Salerno is the ghetto..they have never seen a ghetto. The white people that grow up in Palm City are stuck up wannabe preps. They do cheerleading and lacrosse.
Hobe Sound is where the long hair denim skirt wearing conservative folk and a couple rednecks live.
People that grow up here stay here because they are small town Floridians that only see the world on reality tv and from cruise ships.Or they are rednecks that have no interest in leaving the county. I feel bad for their children.
There are a lot of snow birds. They drive slow and yell at kids in public places.
Martin County High School is home of the tigers. The administration is corrupt. Only a third of the teachers are cool. The school is the best in athletics. Jensen is the prep school. South Fork is the red neck and hispanic school.
Most teenagers in Martin County are so bored they become potheads. The few that dont work at a fast food restaurant or Publix.
Theres nothing to do in Stuart or Palm Shitty. The only good thing in Jensen was the mall back when we were 12. Most people here think that Salerno is the ghetto..they have never seen a ghetto. The white people that grow up in Palm City are stuck up wannabe preps. They do cheerleading and lacrosse.
Hobe Sound is where the long hair denim skirt wearing conservative folk and a couple rednecks live.
People that grow up here stay here because they are small town Floridians that only see the world on reality tv and from cruise ships.Or they are rednecks that have no interest in leaving the county. I feel bad for their children.
There are a lot of snow birds. They drive slow and yell at kids in public places.
Martin County High School is home of the tigers. The administration is corrupt. Only a third of the teachers are cool. The school is the best in athletics. Jensen is the prep school. South Fork is the red neck and hispanic school.
Most teenagers in Martin County are so bored they become potheads. The few that dont work at a fast food restaurant or Publix.
Jack "Hey doe are you from the 772 ?"
Jill "Yeah it sucks get me out of here."
Bob "Do you go to JBHS or SFHS ?"
Taylor "Hell no I cheer for MCHS"
Martin County Florida is a joke
Jill "Yeah it sucks get me out of here."
Bob "Do you go to JBHS or SFHS ?"
Taylor "Hell no I cheer for MCHS"
Martin County Florida is a joke
by anonymous44241231 February 17, 2013
Get the Martin County Floridamug. Find the meth here, just down the road from the Marathon. Looking for a good night? Catch the usual hooker walking along this road.
by A stranger December 20, 2016
Get the old town floridamug. Florida sand babies will make you move to Miami.
I met a Florida sand baby and moved to the sunshine state.
A Florida Sand Baby is immune to hurricanes.
I met a Florida sand baby and moved to the sunshine state.
A Florida Sand Baby is immune to hurricanes.
by TrillestPunkEva July 16, 2018
Get the Florida Sand Babymug. I cant believe that bitch just gave me a 266 dollar ticket what a cunt that's why i hate Florida State Troopers
by Zer0Acid July 6, 2010
Get the Florida State Troopermug.