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second hour

by I'm just living the dream. September 12, 2013
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second death

A game that is similar to second life except of course you are dead but have came back as a ghost and get to haunt people. It the safe alternative to actually killing yourself in order to experience the joy of being a haunt to someone.
You wanna play second life? Nah I have moved on to second death. It more fun because anyone can safely live a second life in reality but a second death? Now that is something to do mate. I get to haunt the shit out of people and can even invade second life and scare the shit out of people living their second life while I am safely dead as 12 O'clock.
by saharadryhumor February 27, 2015
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three seconder

The guy who laughs three seconds after everyone else.

It means someone who's IQ is a touch on the low side
The stand up comic was awesome, but there was a really annoying three seconder in the row behind us.

Dave is a bit of a three seconder sometimes.
by George McBob May 18, 2009
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Second Face

1. n. an averagely endowed person; someone having the average/normal-sized penis

2. -ed adj. the state of having a penis of average size.
1. mary: How was your first time with Alex?
Sally: It was nice. It wasn't scary or disappointing. Luckily, he's a Second Face.

2. Shelly is obsessed with that Second Faced boy...
by MahBFiz1stFace October 16, 2008
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Second cumming

1.the act of ejaculating 2(or more) times in 12 hours

Part of speech:Noun
Jim:"i hate rainy days"

Adam:"yeah me too, i was so bored that i jacked off,had lunch and then was bored again so i went for a second cumming"

Jim:"did you get it?"

Adam:"yeah!"
by Jack Coff November 30, 2009
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second string

A second string is the backup to your primary booty call person. Usually unwanted, they'll make do when the primary person is not around.
Fundo's booty call girl was busy sucking his friend off, so Fundo called up his second string hoe.
by authOOr July 7, 2006
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sloppy seconds

Giving her one within hours of her ending a relationship. Especially if she was the partner of one of your friends.
"So, Christian. How was it doing Mark's sloppy seconds?
by KHD August 30, 2003
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