Hump day

Hump day it's in the middle of the week Sunday Monday Tuesday is uphill Wednesday is the middle Thursday Friday and Saturday is downhill.

Guess what day it is . It's hump day the middle of the week aka Wednesday

by Cupcake dreams June 29, 2018

Hump Bowl

The bowl of chronic that day job weed smokers enjoy in the middle of the week to get from Monday to Friday.

It's hump day? I need to smoke a hump bowl.

by Jambalaya Jones October 19, 2019

hump hut

A small room or space that is secluded and makes for a great place to have sex. Typically away from a main house or living area such as a granny unit or tree house

Dude, you could totally take chicks to your room out here. It's the ultimate hump hut.

by Platinum_bullets December 7, 2013

Hump in the pub

Hump in the pub is a sexual act, when you hump in the pub you generally hump the trash can in the pub.

Oi bruv watch me hump in the pub

by Geetar_LD April 2, 2019

Moist Humping

The act of having sexual intercourse but no one climaxes due to thoughts of pegging Matthew McConaughey.

I was Moist Humping this check but couldn't finish due tothe thoughts of pegging Matthew McConaughey running through my head.

by KL_12345 October 31, 2020

Bungee-Hump

A sexual move in which the woman (or man) will tie a bungee cord to themselves and jump down and will reach the point of contact and the male will insert the penis.

Steve: You want to bungee-hump
Jenna: hell no you'll break your dick

by pyreo December 22, 2019

Hoochie hump

Also known as a "bumpit", a tool ladies put in their hair to create a look of volume

Dang girl look at your hoochie hump, it's big and fine

by Thebof87 February 21, 2012