Terrorist Hump

The act of humping a terrorist.

“Is that a bomb in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”

*Proceeds to terrorist hump*

by THE SHMORT October 28, 2021

Hump Stuffing

Defined as: When you thrust your groin into an object from point blank range at terminal velocity in such a way that it results in the object, or the receptacle of the object gets the entire weight of the "humper" and the entire object "stuffed" to the full extent humanly possible violently forced in. Some great uses are when face fucking, or when she wants it rough and can last longer than 3 pumps.

When done properly the object usually becomes lodged in said hole (think of any cylindrical object with a round object which has a diameter larger than the cylinder being packed in until it becomes stuck and Is half in and half out.

Usually delivered as:

Example 1: "Fabio had given her the hump stuffing last night".

I asked Lisa why she was waddling. She exclaimed "I got the hump-stuffing last night, twice.

When Sally's longtime boyfriend James asked to get pegged and then proceeded to ask to get Hump-stuffed; it was at that moment she realized he was bisexual.

by Chevellegod August 18, 2021

word hump

When a football announcer will simply not shut the fuck up about just how great and game changing one player (or coach, spectator, etc.) is.

Also applies to any other person who simply will not shut the fuck up about how great someone (usually someone they do not know and have never met) is.

Going into the National Championship game the other night, I just knew Brent Musburger was going to word hump someone. I just didn't know it was going to be Miss Alabama.

At least he didn't refer to her as an Alabama Hotpocket...

by Hoo Lee Gan January 9, 2013

Somnambul-Humping

1. The act of groping, humping, dirty-talking, and grinding one's significant other in a state of sleep arousal / highly sexual dreams.

My significant other told me I was somnambul-humping them this morning, it must be why I was having dirty dreams all morning.

by MechaTool February 10, 2012

Hoochie hump

Also known as a "bumpit", a tool ladies put in their hair to create a look of volume

Dang girl look at your hoochie hump, it's big and fine

by Thebof87 February 21, 2012

Cootie Humping

V. The act of two females grinding/bumping their vaginas together

My vagina is raw from all that cootie humping last night

by eatitup July 19, 2011

Status Humping

When someone that has no life sits on facebook and comments on everbodys statuses more than twice. The repeated status commenting is like humping, the same repetitions.

Dante: yo man, i got so annoyed on facebook last night
Tyrone: why man
Dante: because that gurl becky be "Status Humping" me all night...she commented on all my statuses like 7 times each
Tyrone: damn, shes facebook humping like a dog

by gladiatorstylinprincess August 12, 2011