The Harry Potter

First the man grows out a huge bush. 70's style, so if standing on your head it would look like a hasidic jew "beard/nose" combo.
Then you shave it off and place it in a ziploc bag keeping it in close proximity to the next location of sexual promiscuity.
So the next time you're barebacking a chick from behind pull out just in time to unleash your jizzum all over the female buttocks.

Quickly grab the ziploc and dump contents all over said jizzum. wipe it in nice and good then jump on her back with enough forward momentum that your propelled off the bed on your makeshift flying broom (nimbus 2000)

Spencer: Why is your girlfriend so mad?

Kevin: She found out she sucks at flying.

Spencer: Airplanes????

Kevin: Nah, I gave her The Harry Potter and her ass barely cleared my dresser.

by Hoink Douglas September 26, 2009

Hairy Ocean

A women with an emmense amount of hair on her vaginal region.

Man she is a hairy ocean.

by Keefers a midget October 8, 2003

shit off you hairy dogs cock

good insult, fun to use.

chris: oy you fucking gay
liam: why dont you shit off you hairy dogs cock

by chris and liam February 12, 2007

Harry Styles

Life ruiner. He will destroy your ovaries with one smile and cause you an immense amount of sexual frustration. He was carved gently by the most powerful of gods. His eyes are a mixtures of beautiful emeralds and the deepest seas. His smile WILL make you consider, if not commit, suicide. His voice is smooth, slow and deep as fuck and his hands are big enough to make you wanna shove a needle in your eye from just one glance. He will make you rethink your existence on this earth.

*Harry Styles enters room*
*Everybody dies*
the end.

by fuckmesenselessstyles September 11, 2012

hairy lollipop

The act of inserting your scrotum into a partners mouth, whilst they are manually masturbating you with their hand, therefore resembling the act of sucking on a hairy lollipop whilst holding it by the stick.

I think Danny loves me. He gave me a hairy lollipop.

by Whorey December 7, 2006

Harry Potter Hangover

A hangover so bad it leaves a visible scar.

"All I know is I woke up with a Harry Potter hangover and a road cone, man."

by theadequate November 3, 2009

Harry

Sexy, cute, handsome, funny etc. Young boy in some of my classes (in my year) i have liked Harry for like ever and he is the cutest boy eves

I love Harry!!!!!

by Simply holly October 12, 2016