Hamburgle

a severe dodgy face often given after some retard says something dumb

person 1: is that guy giving me a dirty look?
person 2: yeah he just hamburgled you good.

by obshortie April 4, 2009

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

A line used by Popeye's gambling and hamburger loving friend Wimpy in the Live-Action Popeye film.

Winpy- "A genuine hamburger for the Gentleman. I'm buying."
Random dude- "Gee thanks."
Server dude- "Who's paying?"
Wimpy- "I'm buying. He's paying."

by JerRyuKen714 May 17, 2004

haduken

The ever so clever name of my BONG...
Also a supremely powerful chi blast....

"I've had a bad day, I guess I'll HADUKEN my worries away"...
Or "Don't talk shit, or I'll Haduken your face off"

by Derek Jensen May 28, 2008

Haduken

To expell gas from your posterior in a clasping/throwing motion into another persons general vacinity. Used in conjunction with saying the word "Haduken!!" simultaneously. Additional emotion can be added to the act by saying "Rat-ta-tuken" instead of solely "Haduken!!"

Billy Hadukened his friends the other day and they did not appreciate the smell!

by James Callahan November 14, 2006

hamburger

IT'S A FuCKING SANDWICH YOU IMMATURE IDIOTS. IT'S A BEEF PATTY BETWEEN TWO BUN HALVES. IT'S TOPPINGS USUALLY CONSIST OF KETCHUP, MUSTARD, AND OCCASIONALLY RELISH. GOD, WHY DO STRAIGHT WHITE AMERICAN ENGLISH SPEAKING MALES HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING IMMATURE. IT'S PROBABLY TO COMPENSATE FOR YOUR SMALL DICKS AND SUCKINESS AT BASEBALL, BASKETBALL, AND FOOTBALL. AND GOLF. IT'S NO WONDER WHY MOST INTELLECTUAL WHITE GUYS TURN GAY!
FUCK WHITE PATRIARCHY, AND ALL OF IT'S RANCID, TIRED OBSELETES FORMS. GO PLAY SOME HOCKEY, AND ENJOY IT WHILE YOU CAN, BECAUSE WE (I AM A GAY WHITE LIBERAL MALE COLLEGE STUDENT, WHO MOSTLY DATES BLACK AND LATINO GUYS) ARE TAKING IT OVER!

Big Mac, Whopper, double cheeseburgers, cheesburgers, The Big and Tasty, Quarter Pounder with cheese, Double Quarter Pounders with cheese, Burger King Steak Angus Burgers, Kobe Beef Burgers, Fuddrucker's Burgers, Burgers from Old Country Buffet, and Filet Mingon Burgers.

by blacksticksinwhiteguys March 12, 2005

hamburger butthole

An anal sphincter that has been viciously abused by a horse cock until veins pop out resembling ground beef

Damn, cathy cornhole's can looks like a quarter pounder...yea she hates rice dick.... I'm gonna give my wife a hamburger butthole next time she wants to go eat at mcshit.

by mcfuckstick August 27, 2010

Hamburger face

TO BE AN ASSHOLE IN GENERAL, AND TO USE K TO ANSWER LARGE STATEMENTS OR QUESTIONS.

Example 1: Hamburger face

JAKE FREDERIC DAVEAY WAS ON SKYPE WITH RORY, WHEN HE SUDDENLY CALLED RORY A FAG AND RORY WAS OFFENED. RORY CONTINUED TO TALK BUT AFTER HOURS OF WAITING WAS ONLY LEFT A REPLY OF K. RORY THEN GAVE UP AND PLAYED SKYRIM ALONE. FUCKING HAMBURGER FACED JAKE!

Example: "WOW DUDE I WAS SO FUCKING HAMBURGER FACE LAST NIGHT".

by ANGRY AT JAKE! December 30, 2011