Benedict Gooch

When someone has planned to work for you but when your work destination changes, they suddenly can’t work foe you, anymore. You’ve Benedict Gooch.

P1: Can you work for me?
P2: Yes.
P1: Just an FYI, You’ll be working at this other location.
P2: Oh, no, sorry man I can’t.
P1: Man, you’ve Benedict Gooch.

by P1, not P2 April 17, 2021

Gooch Party

A party in that weird bit between Christmas and New year when no one really knows what to do, AKA no man's land, AKA the (perineum), AKA the (gooch).

Mate what are you doing on December 29th? Going to a Gooch party bruv. Buff n chill.

by PABLO THE DOG December 2, 2018

Gooche Magnet

One who is attracted to the aroma or taste of anothers gooche.

You all are Gooche Magnets

by Studdering Spencer April 17, 2010

gooch knuckle

A move which consists of wrestlers sticking their fingers up peoples butts to win their matches.

Wrestler A: I’m so glad I won.

Coach: How did you end up winning?

Wrestler A: I used the gooch knuckle and he completely gave up.

by amnbitch July 18, 2021

Gooch Patty

When you put baby powder down your underwear and the sweat from your Gooch forms it into a patty.

I'm sweating so bad I have a huge Gooch patty.

by JessicaDavis June 13, 2017

santa's gooch

The period of time between Christmas Day and New Year's Day

'I've booked the whole of Santa's Gooch off work. I'm going to put Baileys in my cereal!'

by |\|()()|3 sp33|< December 5, 2016

poopy gooch

When some one poops a very wet messy poop and then wipes towards the front ie. The gooch.

Also could describe when a man steps in smelly dog shit while wearing his Gucci loafers.

Ew. That guy just tracked dog shit all over the house with his poopy gooch.

by GoobeyWoob October 20, 2017