This Goober taste better than a date with Ben and Jerry as Mia expected the challenges of finding something to snack on.
by What's up buttercup 6996 May 18, 2020

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by drayven edward hugh bonenfant November 2, 2023

Large, husky hands(Usually seen on and associated with manly, hard working men) that theoretically could be used to beat up goobers/goobs, a term that sometimes denotes a dorky and not very physically imposing guy. Also see, sausage fingers. In addition, people with goober beaters also often have thick wrists and forearms and just overall large proportions.
Eugene: "Jerry caught me fucking his girl last night and slapped me in the face with his large goober beaters. I nearly flew through the window and he shattered my jaw."
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by Gouche Goober September 25, 2014

by Memow.143 January 1, 2024
