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Slang for taking a dump or piss, commonly know as a number 1 or number 2
"I'm touching cloth here (Also slang for the need to take a dump) gonna go crunch some numbers
by SCR4PPY May 10, 2018
mugGet the Gonna go crunch some numbersmug.

You gonna learn Today

Your goin to learn the lesson that is giving at that very moment.
(Jenny)But I don't know how to suck dick

(Him) you gonna learn Today.
by anonymous December 5, 2022
mugGet the You gonna learn Todaymug.

Never Gonna

by jimmy_wimmy_bob_wob 2 June 19, 2023
mugGet the Never Gonnamug.

That child is gonna be a pro athlete

Kid throws his dad a basketball

Random woman: That child is gonna be a pro athlete

*Gets gets the ball aggressive swung at his face
by Hebrew122 November 1, 2021
mugGet the That child is gonna be a pro athletemug.

im gonna gillie you

when you fuck someone till they love you
im gonna gillie you anareae
by yumyumdaddy February 17, 2017
mugGet the im gonna gillie youmug.

Today ur gonna die

When u hear this, RUN BEFORE HE PULLS OUT HIS GUNNN!
Person one: Today ur gonna die, say goodnight!
Person two: (Nothing) Bc Their DEAD
by QuaterX3 June 20, 2023
mugGet the Today ur gonna diemug.

Mom's gonna punt you to the moon

A common saying among siblings being loud at 10pm. The mother won't actually punt you. But will beat your ass if you don't quiet down.
Younger sibling: Did you hear that dad bought me robux!!!???
Older sibling: Shut up mom's gonna punt you to the moon.
by Not_actually_blind December 29, 2023
mugGet the Mom's gonna punt you to the moonmug.

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