girlfriend zoned

When a guy/girl will only ever see you as a romantic intrist and not a friend no matter how many times they are turned down

I got girlfriend zoned by my best friend

by people0818 September 24, 2014

internet girlfriend

n. A girl on the internet. Internet girlfriends usually have inflated egos because many guys hit on them (over the internet). Internet girlfriends are fat, ugly, smelly, have nappy hair, knobby knees, bruises, and are usually missing some teeth. Internet girlfriends usually hang around internet toughguys, so watch out, if you make fun of them... you might get called a "fag".

internet coolguy: "Oh yeah? Prove you're hot."

internet girlfriend: "Fine. Go to __(gamer picture website)__ and look up __(gamer tag)__."

internet coolguy: "Okay bitch. You wait right here."

(time passes)

internet coolguy: "(group laughing in background) Oh my God, yeah you're totally hot..."

internet toughguy: "You didn't even check you FAG!"

by JimChach January 25, 2006

Ex Girlfriend

The reason you change your Netflix password. The reason you woke up and found your car scratched like a your car was a raccoon orgy last night. Your greatest Fear and worst nightmare. a bitch. The only time When you Feel like your Bill Murray in Groundhog day. The same Nightmare Over and Over and Over again.

My ex girlfriend is trying to murder me. first my car is scratched and now my carpet has been eaten. oh shit.

by HoleMole October 4, 2018

Roblox Girlfriend

A GirlFriend Which Is Dating 69 years old guy and when he breakups she turns emo mode and then dates 21312312 69 years old people

roblox girlfriend: h- h- h- h- h- hi uwu
roblox boy:Hello BBG
roblox girlfriend:i- i- i- i- i- i- i- i- i love you
roblox boy:we HAVE TO BREAK UP I LOVE ROBLOX GRILLFRIEND 2
roblox girlfriend: *Turns Emo Then Get Her Emo Demon hydra knife*

by Mr Dick Dick January 2, 2022

Little Girlfriend

What a side chick says to her man when she suspects he has sex with a lot of females in his respective town, city or municipality. Coined by pop artist RealPartyKid.

Boyfriend: You know it's only you...
Side Chick: Say that to your little girlfriend around here.

by Luther Blisette June 28, 2016

Ryan’s girlfriend

Ryan’s girlfriend is a loveable and sweet and very kind person who loves ryan with her whole heart. Ryan’s girlfriend also appreciates Ryan deeply and hopes to have a future with him. Ryan loves her very much and she will hit him if he doesn’t, Ryan’s girlfriend also loves Ryan very much because he makes her incredibly happy. Ryan’s girlfriend is adorable and he listens to her like a lost puppy. Ryan’s girlfriend thinks Ryan has adorable yes and a handsome face with very cute smile and laugh. Ryan love his girlfriend.

“Bro madeleine’s boyfriend loves her like Ryan’s girlfriend does too.”

by Stoprnyouidiots March 27, 2022

Girlfriend Portion

A quantity of food typically taken by a loved one who has refused any previous offer of food, but decides to snack on yours anyway.

"I didn't want any of the meals there, but his fries looked delicious, so I just helped myself to a girlfriend portion."

by Shipwreck97 January 19, 2017