swamp gas

FBI code word for ghosts and/or UFOs

nothing to worry about here, just some swamp gas caused a flare in the atmosphere...

by somethingplex1 December 29, 2011

Augusta, GA

A mid-sized shit hole that's half military and half arrogant assholes. The city borders the town of North Augusta, SC which allows a high influx of fucktards who can't drive. In fact nobody in or around Augusta can drive especially when it rains. If wet stuff falls from the sky, everyone in Augusta driving gets the palsy. It's also close to one of two of the largest gypsy camps (cousin-fucker facilities) in the continental US. During the course of the year outside of the one week the City cleans up (Master's), the murder and crime rate could rival that of a third world country. A major hub of child and illegal alien sex rings, Augusta has little to offer besides STDs, heavy drug use, DUI convictions (drunk or not) and getting shot or your ass beat brutally by thugs or one of Richmond Counties finest deputies.

"Man, I went Augusta, GA to masturbate on the green of The National's 5th hole and got mugged and ass raped by someone who looks like Tracy Morgan with trisomy 21."

by BIG KENT April 12, 2016

Gas-mask

A face mask designed to block all chemicals and dust from getting into your lungs and killing you.

WW1, Germans shoot some chlorine gas mortars, British people put on their gas masks. some dude lost his Gas-mask and dies of rotting lung.

by Gas-mask child December 6, 2010

VX gas

a very nasty nerve agent, caues the body to go into muscular spasms breaking the back and seizures featured in the movieThe Rock

this is VX gas the istant you dont respect it you're dead

by Capt. capacitor April 20, 2004

gas sex

When you are eating ass and you burp and the other person farts

Uppi and I had amazing gas sex last night.

by asliceofawesome September 12, 2017

gas can

A very difficult sexual maneuver in which an individual uses his erect or semi erect penis to penitrate his/her partner's anus and subsequently urinates in him/her internally. This usually results in a NASCAR style expulsion of urine from the receiving party's anus. Thus, the moniker of "gas can".

I gave that bitch a gas can.

by Shaun Goater October 9, 2006

questionable gas

The state of uncertainty, when driving, of whether one's car will make it to the next destination. Occurs when an owner willfully neglects to fill up the tank beyond reasonable limits.

Guy 1: I have questionable gas.
Guy 2: Well, is it a fart or isn't it?
Guy 1: No, my fuel has been on 'E' all week.
Vehicle stalls
Guy 2: Question answered.

by Tapirslookfunny December 26, 2010