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Forecasterbate

To masturbate to the Baseball Forecaster's preseason projects and/or Ron Shandler's visage on the back cover. The springtime equivalent of rosterbation.
The Kenley Jansen page of the Baseball Forecaster was stuck together after Zach forecasterbated with that page open all winter long.
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Forever unkosher

To be unclean, dirty, or otherwise undesirable until the end of time.
Steve ate the last hot pocket, he is Forever unkosher.

I saw a homeless man blowing someone for a sandwich yesterday, I am Forever unkosher.
by Silaneth February 27, 2014
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Forever Twin

When 2 people have the same birthday and have similar personalities and are best friends forever and help each other all the time is a true bond between them

My twin Autumn is the best ever she helps me I help her and I hope we never get separated from each other because what we have is unbelievable strong and so unique it’s never gunna be the same
Autumn and I were meant to be together for the rest of our lives we’re Forever Twins
by Boyer Amber April 9, 2018
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Foeva’eva

“Foeva’eva” or “forever ever” (pronounced fo-evah evah) is a way of saying, in short, a long time. It is typically used in a comedic fashion and is believed to have originated from OutLast by Ms. Jackson. Though (as of now) it is not a popular phrase, it is a funny one.
Foeva?

Foeva’eva.

Foeva’eva?

FOEVA’EVA!
by Yeelop October 7, 2018
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Forever Four

Someone who is stupid or childish. The mind of a 4yr old and never changes.
He was acting forever four again today.
by Simplmnded1 November 19, 2018
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Foreache

An intense and debilitating physiological pain that starts at the forehead. The pain usually penetrates the rest of the skull within minutes.

These traumatising audio waves typically emanate from a loud, dense and obnoxious office colleague who bellows out offensive, half-witted sweeping generalisations for everyone to hear.
Eg. If she doesn’t stop yapping, she’s going to give me a foreache!

Eg. “Dear God, please be quiet for a minute, you’re giving me a foreache!”
by Milanoir January 31, 2020
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Forever Alone

The relationship status of one LioTheNephilim.
LioTheNephilim is forever alone, despite giving Kiki the Ring Pop.
by Grand Master Chemlaka October 20, 2020
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