fakebooking 

Adding friends to facebook who you don't socialize with, don't know anything about or maybe haven't ever met.

This is the common behaviour of people who think that Facebook is THE place to make new friends.

If you are not a fakebooker, you'll only add friends you have met, socialized with or/and talked to IRL or somewhere else.
By acting like this you will not be considered a n00b and your awesomeness will stay on a high level.

Dude1: Hey, man! I saw this really awesome girl walking by my house today! My neighbour knew her name and I totally added her on facebook!!!
Dude2: Wtf man, c'mon get some guts and go out and talk to her instead of fakebooking, you lifeless piece of shit.

fakebooking by Valttee July 3, 2008

51 fake-out 

(fif-tee-won fayk-owt) A "51 Fake-Out" is the action in which a fickle ass customer heads DIRECTLY toward a retail establishment's front doors, initiating sudden unwilling movement from lazy employees, and DOES NOT GO IN!! In turn, they just aimlessly stare inside like fat girls outside Victoria's Secret. Therefore making the employees get all excited for no reason. Most Mens Wearhouse employees HATE people who do this. We HATE them, and we wish they would die.

CSA: So you see that episode of Home Movies last night?
AsstManager: Yeah, that shit was funny!
*Customer Approaches Front Door*
AsstManager: Heads up. Looks like we've got a customer. Get ready.
CSA: Ok, boss.
*Customer Looks In, Keeps Walking*
CSA: What the fuck was that!?!
AsstManager:THAT, was that a 51 Fake-out!

51 fake-out by Chattom, E September 12, 2007

Fakebook Friends 

People who you are only friends with on Facebook. Most likely you met them once or haven"t seen them and years. Most likely you would avoid or not even recognize these people on the street

I'm fakebook friends with that smelly girl who sat behind

me in homeroom

Fakebook Friends by bridgers February 3, 2010

fakeability 

The ability of a woman to fake an orgasm without her partner knowing. Or the amount of prior knowledge a person has about certain symptoms and therefore they have the ability to fake a medical or mental problem.

Man, Sally has fakeability, did you see her in the movie when Harry met Sally?

fakeability by Reddeb March 1, 2011

fake relationship 

A relationship where one,if not both,claim to have interest in each other. One, if not both, lack real interest in one another,they just play the boyfriend/girlfriend role. Leading the person on.

Susan broke up with Johnny because the person she really wanted came along. She only liked the attention Johnny showed, but not Johnny. Johnny knew it was a fake relationship.

fake relationship by daddyfatsack1 May 21, 2014

Fake friends day 

Fake friends day is October 7 post all the fake mfkers in ya life 😘 keep it petty

Fake friends day is to POST YO MFKIN FAME FRIENDS TFK UU NEED AN EXAMPLE FOR 🤦🏽 ♀️

Fake friends day by DicC sucCin bitchesss October 4, 2019

Anthony's Fake Laugh 

First used in a CAH video.
The laugh of Anthony (BigJigglyPanda) is so crazy it can't POSSIBLY be real

I'm always turned on by Anthony's Fake Laugh.

Anthony's Fake Laugh by anthony's fake laugh February 13, 2018