Indian fail

To receive a grade less than a 93 on anything-be it a class average, homework assignment, or even a lowly participation grade.

Medha: Oh my god I'm going to fail this class!

Miscellaneous non-Indian person: What are you talking about, you're nowhere near failing this class

Medha: Man dang, I mean I'm going to Indian fail this class. That test is going to bring my average down below a 93!

Bhavya: Medha, ya real stoop.

by SmokeyBearSB November 6, 2010

epic failure

a failure so incredibly astounding it goes down in history with the guy who threw his shoe at President Bush and missed and Pet Rock.

"You just misspelled your name... epic failure."

by LindsayLouFool December 21, 2008

fail flail

A weapon used, similar to the ban hammer, to tell someone that they fail.

I saw your post on ytmnd forums, and I administered the fail flail to it.

John whacked George with the fail flail after George sent him the o rly owl.

emoxlover and MCRocker were smacked with the fail flail by the admins because emo sucks.

by AWPerative July 26, 2006

Failure Hangover

The feeling associated with with waking up and knowing immediately you failed at something the night before. This feeling can be anything from sadness to anger to dejection.

"How are you feeling man? You don't look so hot."
"I woke up with a Failure Hangover. I totally failed that physics exam yesterday. It sucks."

by T-DURDEN October 20, 2011

Failution

To make several new year resolutions but fail to achieve any of them.

I was too optimistic with my resolutions last year, they were a complete failution!

by Chraz February 2, 2018

failure porn

Videos that rub salt in the wounds of individuals or companies that tried at something and failed, often subconsciously making the viewer feel better about not trying by reminding them of the consequences of failure.

"I was up until 3AM watching failure porn for 'Batman v. Superman'."

"Is it sad that my channel earns more money from making failure porn for games that bomb than making reviews for games that succeed?"

by IMJL February 6, 2018

Failureness

A sense of being unsucessful or failed.

Failureness might be a key to success.

by Macky Chauhan June 4, 2018