Fail at Failing

To fail at failing is to fail so horrbily that you are the king of all things fail. This is not a double-negative, you just suck! It is also consider 386 times more fail than an Epic Fail.

1. Jim: Dude I totaly just crashed my car onto my roof!

Gary: Wow man you fail at failing!

2. Gary: Jim got a -72 points on his english test.

Rick: Wow he fails at failing!

by Kamakazai November 11, 2009

Fail Knight

A term used in the game World of Warcraft to describe a Death Knight, since there are so many of them that suck people write them off as being complete failures. You are bound to come across one that sucks.

Fail Knights are popular because they have the advantage of starting at level 55.

Paladin: This death knight rolled need on a shield.
Warlock: haha fail knight

by Puzu September 2, 2009

failbox

This is the packaging of any new device that you feel compelled to keep just in case the device fails in the first couple of weeks and the store will expect it to be returned in the original box.

I have a cupboard full of failboxes I can't throw away just yet.

by Icedvovo51 July 27, 2011

Insta-fail

To fail instantly by your own words when you try to comeback in an argument. (Combined from the words Instant and Fail.)

Bill: Joe, I still think that Cartoon Network has the best Cartoons.

Joe: Say what? Theres Nick, Disney, PBS Kids......

Bill: You watch PBS Kids?! Insta-fail.

by Doubledome July 2, 2007

Epic Fail

The biggest fail known to the human race. A fail so big, that it makes Chuck Norris quiver in fear.

Science Nerd; I have made a new radioactive chemical!! *Town Blows up* Random Dude; EPIC FAIL. Chuck Norris; *Crys*

by Whut It Dew September 2, 2009

Oregon Fail

When innocently playing Oregon Trail, when one of your party members manages to magically break their leg while calmly riding in a wagon. Other incidents include your wagon falling apart while crossing a river, firing wildly in circles while hunting and missing every target, or another party member instantly dying from some horrible disease.

1) Man, what the fuck? My entire wagon exploded like 3 feet from shore. I just Oregon Failed.

2) "you shot 18 animals for 12563 pounds of meat. However, you can only fit 12 more pounds into the wagon" "Wow, Oregon Fail."

3) Ok, Jess just died of dysentery for some reason. What an Oregon Fail.

by wallace a. danglejunk January 13, 2009

epic fail

A term used to describe an unsuccesful attempt at achieving a goal, usually with unintended hilarious results. While a 'fail' can be defined as simple disappointment, an 'epic fail' is of monumental proportions. A term most commonly used by keyboard warriors of the internet age that choose to argue on the website Youtube.com, whose lives could be summed up as an 'epic failure'

Youtube faggot: OMG your such a n00b you got pwned what an epic fail!

Human: Kill yourself.

by cloak15 January 19, 2009