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lava facial

When he jizzes on your face and throws you in the fire
Hey gurl why you burnt not turnt, "just a casual lava facial w bbc dude
by Archie weaver February 17, 2017
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Mini facial

When a man who can only produce small amounts of cum, nuts all over a girls face.
Ooh baby you ready for this mini facial?
by Hellsyeah123 May 24, 2016
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mom facial

Moms use their spit and a napkin or kleenex to clean the lips and face of their children. You realize that it's not sanitary, but it gets the job done. napkin, facial wipe, mom, mother, momma, child, children, kid, multitask, clean, wipe
It took me back to my youth when I saw a mother in the waiting room doing a mom facial on her kid.
by joecoolthefool June 22, 2016
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mom facial

Moms use their spit and a napkin or kleenex to clean the lips and face of their children. You realize that it's not sanitary, but it gets the job done. napkin, facial wipe, mom, mother, momma, child, children, kid, multitask, clean, wipe
It took me back to my youth when I saw a mother in the waiting room doing a mom facial on her kid.
by joecoolthefool June 22, 2016
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posh facial

Wearing a bow tie whilst ejaculating in partners face
Last night i gave my gf a posh facial
by dirtyfuckers April 19, 2016
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reverse facial

When a woman squirts all over a person's face once she orgasms. Unlike reverse bukkake, it's only one woman giving you a reverse facial.
My Mistress rewarded me for being such a good boy by giving me a reverse facial and cumming all over my face.
by Mistress Emmy October 5, 2016
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Faeces Facial

A kinky sexual ritual where one specimen shits into a container of melted ice cream. Wait 10 minutes until mixing the juices. While mixing and laxatives. Then use the cream as shaving cream.
This morning I used my Faeces Facial and I fell fresh.
by CacAflac January 19, 2018
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