Facial Hail

When you have a massive load and you cum all over your girl’s face

Brad: How’d the date go last night?
Chad: Listen. Weather forecast at my house, 100% chance of facial hail.
*Douchey frat guy hand shake*

by Da Pthy Dthtryr September 9, 2021

Facial Frommel

Facial frommel is the name representing the layer of saline solution covering an eye ball after applying Bretty Drops. A new brand of eye drops that soothe scratchiness as a result of dried rheum.

"How many caps does it take to get facial frommel?"

by Bretty Drops manufacturer September 19, 2021

Facial

A facial is when you play patty cake with a gender ( mostly works with a man ) and they squirt on your face.

" My mans gave me a "Facial" last night.

by Thatonegayroach:) November 23, 2021

facial 69

Simultaneous face licking between two people.

It started out innocent enough, but then she went for the facial 69, and I knew she wanted me.

by DizzzzzzyT July 7, 2022

Facial Hair

If yo girl pussy is hairy, after eating the cat, the hair gets stuck to your chin or on the top of yo lip and will stay there

Woah Joe, how'd you get that facial hair?

I ate my girl pussy last night

by You thought I was feeling u? October 27, 2022

Facial Hair

The result of a imprecise male ejaculation onto ones face. If ejaculate lands on, or drips onto the receiving parties hair, they now have facial hair.

I really hope I don't end up with facial hair after this is all over.

by SomethingALittleMoreSpecial November 30, 2022

facial buckies

It means burned royally.

You asked Shelia out and she said no? Facial Buckies!

by The curly haired white man April 21, 2023