Facebook envy

A feeling of intense jealousy that sweeps over you once you find your friends’ lives are way more fun than yours.

"Those who feel Facebook envy dress up their timelines to make others envious."
"How do you know that?"
"Research shows Facebook envy leads to 'envy spirals'."

by sandyzombie April 28, 2021

Soul Envy

What you feel when someone is an inherently better person than you.

My neighbor spent the last year in India feeding and clothing poor people. Then she gave her inheritance to charity. The whole thing gave me Soul Envy.

by What the El October 27, 2011

jender envy

Feeling an immense amount of gender dysphoria or jealousy when looking specifically at Supernatural star Jensen Ackles bow legs. A play on words combining Jensen and gender

“Have you seen supernatural? Ugh, Dean gives me so much jender envy”

by rowenamacleodsbf April 22, 2022

penis envy

a certain type of shrooms that when consumed help with making the act of gooning and edging way easier
the best dose is 8 grams it will make you goon all over this is not a lie

after taking a large amount of penis envy i gooned for a good 13 hours

by gooner2007 April 19, 2024

blunt envy

A popular stunt scooter brand. Most famous for the reaper/union bars

He's so cool, he has blunt envy reaper bars!

by Scooter_kid July 1, 2017

eskimo brother envy

When a Roomate and/or friend wants to be an eskimo brother becoming a member of the eskimo household

Dude Ashley is coming over tonight--I want to get with her. I have mad Eskimo brother envy

Dude yeah-- join the Eskimo brother household!

by Eskimo leader September 15, 2015

Scientist Envy

A form of jealousy that involves a homosexual man constantly claiming that an actual scientist, with official government paperwork, is not a scientist.

Brian: You're not a scientist.
Caleb: You must be one of those navy guys who loves hotracking and has a bad case of scientist envy.

by Boofing kinggg October 1, 2025