by voldemort February 2, 2023
Get the ejaculation mug.What da marijuana-fetching male in da pair of hill-climbing youngsters did dat resulted in a son's being born because "Silly Jill forgot her pill".
If da weed-addled Jill had "said yes" to either merely allowing her male companion to ejackulate into her mouth or just giving him a handjob to temporarily "relieve da pressure", said "willing" couple might not have unexpectedly "heard da putter--patter of little feet" da way they ended up doing nine months later!
by QuacksO February 6, 2023
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When a man’s orgasm during oral sex smashes the back of one’s throat concussing the back of their head
by Oldjaketed July 25, 2023
Get the ejaculate concussion mug.When you ejaculate while thinking about your neighbor, or spouses good friend etc, you effectively ejacustamp on them. This semi permanent impression you place upon them will subconsciously give them and you a warm and fuzzy feeling the next time you see each other, without knowing why. For added affect, jizz in your hand, shake it around like dice and through it in the wind! The universe will reciprocate with an added bonus.
Yesterday, I ejacustamped on my neighbor for the third time, it felt great. Then I suddenly felt the impression to take them cookies as a neighbor treat. I find my neighbors waving to me a lot more lately. My significant other friends are also much kinder to me.
A visualization technique where you manifest your goals and conceive your future while ejaculating, increasing your chance of success by approximately 126%. For added effect, pump your arm in the air saying YES and repeating your goals during ejaculation. This works well solo, missionary and doggy position. It can also be helpful to listen to Tony Robbins at the same time. Make sure to tell your partner prior about your manifestation ejaculation technique or they may be confused. It is also recommended to take turns ejacustamping your goals one at a time, or it sounds a bit culty.
A form of pre-cognition, visualization technique where you conceive your future through thought in conjunction with ejaculation.
Yesterday, I ejacustamped on my neighbor for the third time, it felt great. Then I suddenly felt the impression to take them cookies as a neighbor treat. I find my neighbors waving to me a lot more lately. My significant other friends are also much kinder to me.
A visualization technique where you manifest your goals and conceive your future while ejaculating, increasing your chance of success by approximately 126%. For added effect, pump your arm in the air saying YES and repeating your goals during ejaculation. This works well solo, missionary and doggy position. It can also be helpful to listen to Tony Robbins at the same time. Make sure to tell your partner prior about your manifestation ejaculation technique or they may be confused. It is also recommended to take turns ejacustamping your goals one at a time, or it sounds a bit culty.
A form of pre-cognition, visualization technique where you conceive your future through thought in conjunction with ejaculation.
Yesterday, I ejacustamped on my neighbor for the third time, it felt great. Then I suddenly felt the impression to take them cookies as a neighbor treat. I find my neighbors waving to me a lot more lately. My significant other friends are also much kinder to me.
by TheLimpyKing August 9, 2024
Get the Ejacustamp mug.not used anymore. another way to describe someone having an erection. It was usually said as “ej pen” for short. The word portrays “epipen”
by markerlit August 10, 2024
Get the ejac pen mug.Simultaneously having epileptic spasms while ejaculating
Janice: oh my god he had a ejaculeptic spasm last night
Janet: oh my god what happend
janice: he fuckin died!
Janet: oh my god what happend
janice: he fuckin died!
by gooningballbag August 17, 2024
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