Down Calamitous

This is the ABSOLUTE horniest and desperate a person can get, even surpassing the likes of Down Cataclysmic and Down Catastrophic. You get so horny, that you do the most questionable shit. And you don't even get hit with post nut clarity because that's how down bad you are. You will do ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING for dick / pussy. Basically, your dignity is no more.
Jason: "So yeah, I booked a 36 hour flight halfway around the world for a fivesome with these four homeless girls. The plane is really old, and in worsening condition, and there is a lot of murder and violence in their country, but I just want to stick my dick into some pussy. I haven't had that in months. I was tired of waiting, so I jerked off to their voices."

epic135: "What the fuck, you are beyond down cataclysmic" *Proceeds to go to urban dictionary and create a definition for "Down Calamitous"*
by epic135 October 19, 2021
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Down the Brown

Eating ass. Eating that booty good. Sloppy wet. Lots of booty juice.
Imma down the brown tonight braaaaahhh. Rachel loves that ass eating like groceries.
by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017
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Down Universally

Down Universally is the ultimate version of being down bad. Being down universally is so low that it should only ever be used once in human lifetime. To say someone is down universally means that there is not one living being in this reality that the person in question wouldn't pursue. Being down universally is so indescribable that those who have reached such heights likely never lived to tell the story to others.

It is a category 4 of being down bad, not to be mistaken with category 2 down horrendous, and category 3 down cataclysmic
"What happened to John? I haven't seen him since Freshman year of college."
"That's right. He was erased from existence because he was down universally during the winter formal."
"Wait... who were we talking about?"
"Honestly I don't even remember."
by Ugly dirtbag May 28, 2021
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Down Feather

Down Feather is a condition like Down Syndrome. But only birds can get it.
Look at yoshi sitting there with his beak open, he totally has down feather.
by J.Vicidomine August 06, 2018
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Douche it down

A gentle reproach to someone tone down their douchery.
"Douche it down, bro! You're coming on too strong here"

"You know Bartholomew, you really need to douche it down"

"What's the problem here, why don't y'all douche the fuck down?!"
by babakamdev September 26, 2011
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Charge down

The sexual activity that requires upto three people. To help calm down before battle. This activity does not include feeling and its simply just a stress reliever
"Hey are you ready for a charge down before we go kick-ass"
by Fututreman May 01, 2019
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down by the seaside

One of Led Zeppelin greatest but most underrated songs ever.
A song that i made my girlfriend listen to and made her a huge Led Zeppelin fan
Dude. i wanted to go down by the seaside but i couldnt find the confounded bridge.
by ilovemaddy January 26, 2009
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