The act of spraying oneself with body spray in lieu of an actual shower. Though not exclusive to males prevalence among females is lacking.
Tim: "Oh Jesus Christ I can't breathe!"
Mike: "That's because Jon's Douchebag Shower taking ass is fumigating the place!"
Mike: "That's because Jon's Douchebag Shower taking ass is fumigating the place!"
by FriarChicken October 12, 2011
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I had to listen to Steve's doucheagogue for an hour about how he's fighting for hipster rights, and hipster marriage.
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(n) When all the lanes of a given road, particularly an expressway/highway/freeway, are occupied with drivers who are driving too slow, typically slower than the speed limit.
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Get the douchebag smile mug.A common species of Human. They have a Low IQ, no understanding of what is going on around them and attempts to act cool in front of everyone. constantly making shitty jokes and disrespecting everyone around them that is not also a douchebag. they are also known for having over 500+ friends on Facebook because they crave all the attention they can get. they have some insecurities which causes them to act this way but in any case, they must be avoided at all times.
He got into trouble again for saying sexual things trying to be funny in class. what a fucking douchebag. thinks way too high of himself.
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