Pre-ditch

To "ditch" or "comedically abandon" someone before an event or meeting without their knowledge.

Yo let's pre-ditch John, I hate that guy.

by deeezznuts June 11, 2011

Blister Ditch

An infected, puss filled vagina.

She was super hot, but had a bad case of blister ditch.

by Tag Napson August 21, 2013

the doitch

the space between the wall and the bed

Mimi fell in the doitch and was stuck for 30 minutes. it's emotionally scarring

by kmoney December 20, 2015

Lickin Ditch

To eat a women out.

Dave was totally lickin ditch last night!

by iambeer July 31, 2016

butthole ditch

A girl who has a small ass but a huge butthole

Derick: yo did you hear Katie has a butthole ditch
Rick: really how wide
Derick: nine fingers

by Old willy stroker August 31, 2017

chorizo ditch

The reverse of a Mexican anchor baby. To repopulate Mexico from white trash vaginas.

“My ex wife is banging another Mexican chef from the restaurant, she is such a chorizo ditch”

by Softwaredick February 2, 2018

Bitch Ditch

Have sex and then leave.

Bro I’m gonna pull a bitch ditch

by Bobbby boy June 13, 2018