Dookie Butt

When after a long night of partying you go to the bathroom the next morning and your butt explodes into the toilet causing nasty toilet water to come splash your underside... That my friend is dookie butt...

there really isnt an example.... you get splashed, you got dookie butt!

by CJRBETZ February 5, 2010

dookie

green Day's best cd to date

dookie comes after kerplunk

by star.bubble.wrap.girl November 28, 2006

Doorknob licker

Someone who still believes that the Coronavirus isn't a thing and refuses to quarantine or practice social distancing.

Look at all those doorknob lickers protesting in Michigan. They are going to catch Coronavirus and spread it to everyone.

by csnpnt00 April 15, 2020

Doorknob

In a talk therapy session, when a client brings up a serious or lengthy new topic just as they reach for the doorknob to leave. The purpose of this might be to evade delving deeper into the matter, or to prolong the session, or simply to be a drama queen/king.

Therapist - "Alright then Judy, it looks our time is up, see you next week. Same time."

Judy - "Okay Dr. Lucy. By the way, I forgot to mention that last night I shaved my cat and tossed it in the oven. See you in a week!"

Therapist - "Judy, are you trying to doorknob me again?"

by Cataholic April 18, 2013

town doorknob

the town's slutty chick who bones everyone and discriminates toward none.

"that chick is the town doorknob-everyone has had a turn!"

by Haywood Jablowme III June 25, 2016

dookoo

A woman's breast. More commonly (mis)spelled dooku. Stems from a turn of the 20th century japanese slang for pillow.

A girl with big dookoos conned me into taking in her cat, but I never saw her pussy.

Mary has fine dookoos, but if she doesn't start wearing a bra they're going to hang down to her knees.

by jaketheflake September 7, 2006

Dookie Roll

A homemade culinary treat consumed in correctional facilities, especially in the South in places like TN. This delicacy is prepared in-cell with a common plastic sandwich baggie. It most commonly consists of finely smashed up and moistened cookies, crackers, commissary candy, a little coffee, milk from the breakfast tray, some peanut butter if available, and maybe even some soggy honeybun for those inmates partial to a fluffier roll. After the roll is done it resembles is human terd and should be consumed immediately so the heat from the cooks hands adds to the experience.

Hey dude, you can have my tray tonight for a shot of coffee and your cookies or graham crackers... I’m a make a dookie roll after head count.

by GringoTN September 28, 2019