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Urb-Dicking

To add something about someone in the Urban Dictionary because you dont have the balls or the intelligence to communicate it to them personally.
Hey I'm pretty intellectually inadequate, insecure, and superficial. Let me go Urb-Dicking someone because I dont have the cohonays to say it to them personally. Even if I am the only one who understands my joke or meaning so what? It's hip and cyber to add to this right? Right?!?
Urb-Dicking by Messenger Of The One December 22, 2008

Uncle Dicking 

The act of taking a picture of one's posterior area without his/her knowledge or consent.
"Did you just Uncle Dick me?"
"Check out my pics, man. Been Uncle Dicking these chicks all day!"
Uncle Dicking by urnin December 3, 2013

Dog Dicking

When a vehicle is exiting a parking lot and waiting for an opportunity to drive into the road lanes while positioning the front bumper or front half of the vehicle to block incoming traffic.
I can't get around this dog dicking driver.
Dog Dicking by stewie__08 June 1, 2020

Are you dicking me right now? 

a question directed towards a person who provides you with information that blows your mind.
John: "uuh dude i just saw your mom making out with your social studies teacher!!"

Joe: "are you dicking me right now?"
Leaving early or hiding, sometimes in order to avoid a certain person or a group of people.
Ex.#1
"Chris is coming over tonight, he wants to talk to you."

"What? Oh Emm Gee. Fine, I'm ducking. I don't feel like dealing with him tonight. Just...call me when he leaves."

Ex.#2
"I'm gonna go over to Clint's tonight and see a movie with him and Courtney."

"Yeah? I guess I'm ducking out then, I'm gonna take a disco nap, so call me when you guys get out of the movie."
Ducking by Anna-Rotic June 22, 2007

dicking around 

I was just dicking around before meeting you at the show.
dicking around by Rob October 30, 2003