The 13th Doctor

The 13th Doctor from the British TV show Doctor Who, portrayed by Jodie Whittaker
15th regeneration

The 13th Doctor is very passionate about her fam.

by LeonyFalcon April 24, 2019

going to the doctor

Parent & teacher-friendly alternative to 'smokin' weed' or 'blazin' up!'.

ME: "Hey, J, yu gun be smokin weed before school tomorrow?"
TEACHA: "WHAAAAAAAAAT!?!?!?!?!"
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ME: "Hey, J, yu going to the doctor before school tomorrow?"
J: "Yeh, yu comin'?"
TEACHA: "J, what is wrong, why are yu going to the doctor?"
J: "I've got a bad case of CHRONIC hunger."
TEACHA : "Ah, that's a terrible shame. Good luck."
US: "HAHAHAHAHAHA we're so smart."

by J. Dizzle April 10, 2007

Doctor P

Designation given to anyone in the medical community that is known around town as a pervert.

"Did you see Doctor P at the pool yesterday?"

"Yeah, as usual he was hittin' on the jailbait."

by Zappaman December 6, 2006

doctor science

A somewhat sarcastic nickname given to somebody who just gave a random scientific fact that might have something to do with the current conversation.

Originated from the original Doctor Science, a character belonging to comedian Dan Coffey, who "knows more than you do", has "a masters degree! In Science!", and would answer questions about random yet silly science with bogus yet silly answers (and even had a television show for a season or two in the states).

Q: Dear Doctor Science, if the speed of light is 186,000 miles per hour, what's the speed of dark?

A: Well, since dark is broken light, it doesn't really have a speed; it just kind of sits around until somebody turns on the light.

by ke6isf August 9, 2004

doctor

a smart asx who rejects easy to solve problems and gives u more pain instead of helping in any way

the doctor did not help us no matter how hard we tried

by nonekopopo October 3, 2020

Witch Doctor Hate

Witch Doctor Hate, the real Alpha of Goldshire and hottest E-boi in all the land.

Holy crap! Is that who I think it is?!?! ITS WITCH DOCTOR HATE

by Taylor Maiden June 26, 2023

The Doctor's Wife

To Prepare for The Doctor's Wife you must acquire the following: A labcoat, a stethoscope, and a popsicle stick.

While wearing a lab coat tell your lady friend to open her mouth and say "ah". She will open her mouth expecting you to put the popsicle stick into her mouth. At this point if you are doing it right she think you are into roleplaying a doctor/patient scenario. However this could not be further from the truth.

Instead quickly catch her off guard by inserting the popsicle stick into her pubic jungle. Then when she is about to climax put the stethoscope into her ears and fart into the other end. Bonus points if fecal matter comes out.

If done correctly your lady lover will be so grateful that she will probably actually start paying you to do it again. Celebrate this by drinking a v8.

Guy 1: I gave Snookie the Doctor's Wife last week and ever since I haven't been able to get her to leave.

Guy 2: Did you explain to her that it was just a one night stand?

Guy 1: Yes I made it clear to her. Do you think you can help me out.

Guy 2: Maybe you should punch her in the face.

by Zzalotep September 27, 2010