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by Allahan October 18, 2010
by G to da E to da N to da A September 15, 2006
This is a man who owns a plethora of dildos. He owns so many, he is considered the master of dildos.
by Pearlman4 June 24, 2009
The definition is as the name implies. It is simply the excretions of a rectum, used as a feminine masturbation tool. Yes a turd used as a dildo
Mary was forced to use her turd dildo when her sorry lover could not deliver the pleasure she desired.
by Anonymous Ball Smacker March 21, 2003
This is a handy expression, whose original implications are all but lost. It originally was devealoped in the pornographical underground circus, in which, as a mockery of the quite legitimate affairs taking place in the open, a woman would be stripped naked, and affixed to a spinning wheel. then, instead of throwing knives, a man would aim at her with dildoes. The term has come to be synonymous, in different contexts with "Throwing in the Towel," "To steel oneself for..." and also to throw the dildo is to procrastinate or prevaricate.
Throwing the Dildo:
Damn, she really threw the dildo on that competition, what a dissapointment.
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Hold on, I'm trying to throw the dildo before I jump.
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"The meeting went well boss, but they threw the dildo at us so often that we couldn't make much headway."
Damn, she really threw the dildo on that competition, what a dissapointment.
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Hold on, I'm trying to throw the dildo before I jump.
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"The meeting went well boss, but they threw the dildo at us so often that we couldn't make much headway."
by Dan Suade April 28, 2006
a fecal-dildo is to shit into a condom and put it in the freezer, there for frezzing it solid you should be able to insert it into your vagina or if gay into your ass as a masterbation tool. or of a female homo make 2and insert one in pussy and one in ass. once becomeing soft form back into shape and place back into the freezer for next use.
by asia July 12, 2004