No Dick

no dick when mike g. harr wishes wishes he got laid by ellen but it would never happen

Mike and Ellen were at ellens when ellen said he has no dick

by Mike G. H February 18, 2009

dick that keeps on dicking

a dick that will no matter what keep on dicking the object until its dicked down

Hannah was really happy because she got the dick that keeps on dicking

by those fucking stoners March 20, 2010

Dicking it

Being a dick, usually by inconveniencing others.

Person #1: Yo, did you see Chad knock over that kid's milk?
Person #2: He's really been dicking it lately

by pmikes November 6, 2009

dicking

broken promise

He's not going to show up. He's dicking!

by saucer August 7, 2003

Dick

1. A male body part found between the legs used to pee & have sex
2. A word used to describe a regular asshole

Chad : Wow Abigail you lips are so soft I love kissing them! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Abigail : Thanks Chad would you like me to kiss your Dick with them?
Chad : Uhh like you had to ask!
Abigail : Mmmmm! Mmmmm! Mmmmm!
Chad : Ohhh! Ohhhh! Oooo! Oooo Oopsie!
Abigail : You Dick you just pissed in my mouth!
Chad : Sorry I had like 3 Large Mt Dews earlier at the movies!
Abigail : You Dick you told me you ran out of money I even paid for the movie ticket's!
Chad : Well it helps to know the guy who sells the snacks! (Wink)
Steve : Hey Chad im done at work time for me to suck your Dick now!
Abigail : Oh My God You Let A Guy Suck Your Dick?
Chad : Uh yeah how do you think I can afford to live here and get free snacks at the movies!
Abigail : YOU FUCKIN DICK! Oh My God I Sucked A Gay Guy's Dick! I Sucked A gay guy's DICK!
Steve : Hey Chad after I get done sucking your Dick can you pee in my mouth I brought home lot's of Mt Dew! (Wink)
Chad : Sure Steve and then you can lick my ass hole and I can shit in your face!
Steve : Oh Baby!
Abigail : Oh God Im gonna puke! Uhhhhh! Uhhhhh! Uhhhhhh!
Chad : Uh gross I hope you plan on cleaning that up!
Abigail : Make me you DICK! GOODBYE!
Steve : Don't worry i'll clean it up Mmmm did you have Taco Bell for lunch?

by SlopNChop September 26, 2019

Dick

adj. a shortened word for ridiculous offten modified by the word hard

Yo, look at my fronts them bitches dick hard!

by Carvillio December 28, 2005

Dick

An exclimation used when something is outragous, extraordinary, or just cool.

"I just got the iphone yesturday"
"Damn yo, thats so dick!"

by M Dolla Makah January 7, 2009