The Dew

“The Dew” is not a thing, or an object but a way of life. When one is said to have this it means that they are at the highest level of society, and borderline a god. When one has “The Dew” they also are pushing an unfathomable amount of P.

“Have you guys met Isaac yet? That guy for sure has the dew.”

by BarronButtcheekBob March 31, 2022

HOT MOUNTAIN DEW

When you swallow a meth addict's ejaculations... make or female.

I drank a Hot Mountain Dew, when Ryan came, prematurely.

by MooncalfMagic April 2, 2022

Dew Alt

A type of alt account in a group chat that impersonates another party. Usually created in an attempt to hide one's presence in the chat under the guise of someone who is well-liked by the group.

James: Dude did you get into Nick's Discord server yet?

Demitri: Yeah man all I had to do was make a Dew Alt of Amelia and he just let me in!

by XenoPixel April 4, 2022

DEW IT FOR YOU

When you been sucking someone for awhile and this humidity all over hits you.

Huey and the LEWIS and the NEWS in SAN FRANCISCO.

Look I am DEWING IT FOR YOU for awhile and you are getting me real WET JOHNSON are you ready to get WET?

Ready to DEW IT FOR YOU , BABY , as just gave that STINK ABSORPTION CUBICLE ready and the next definition will DEW IT FOR YOU.

by INSERT CAREFULLY September 13, 2021

dews….luck

dews….luck is a very cool person that likes eating sweets😎

dews….luck is cool and awesome

by dews….luck July 13, 2021

Mountain Dew

A Corn mash drink sold or produced by a Mountain Man, made famous during the prohibition era, synonymous with a jug with 3 x’s on it.

“I paid Cletus $50 for a jug of Mountain Dew, it tasted like Gasoline and Brake Cleaner.”

by Sonofaduke February 21, 2022

Mountain Dew

When you piss in someone's mouth and they swallow it. (The piss must be very yellow).

Oh yeah (name) mountain dew'd my mouth last night

by Milford:) June 4, 2021