filf / dilf

variations on the ever-imposing MILF we all know.
filf is a female i'd like to fuck, dilf is a dick i'd like to fuck; something a girl can say about any guy she can't get her ugly hands on , but really wants to fuck badly.

aha, gotcha!... katie you're not callin' me again your dilf ! see, i thought i was older than your mom.

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

dilf

Daughter I'd Like to Fritzl.

Did you see Jame's little girl Annessa? Now that is a dilf I'd like to lock in my basement!

by Johan Fritzl August 13, 2008

DILF

Down syndrome id like to fuck

Oh man did you see that DILF

by Scotte Owen December 18, 2018

Dailies

Contact lenses (daily disposable lenses)
Contact lense brand name

"There, there she goes red-eyed... forgot to take off her dailies ... or has she been crying."

by M.K. Williams October 6, 2004

the daily show

A show that used to be great. Jon Stewart was always funny, and it had Stephen Colbert as a field reporter. Then, Colbert left and The Daily Show got way too serious. Instead of clever written jokes, Stewart resorted to saying Bush is stupid a million different ways. The show is occasionally funny, just not as good as it used to be. Also, there are people who watch this to get their real news. If you watch it as a comedy program, that's fine(even though it isn't as funny anymore.) If you watch this show to get your news and opinions on things, you should be shot.

The Daily Show used to be great but now it is just average. The Colbert Report is much funnier, watch that.

by stevedawg13 August 4, 2006

DILF

dad I'd like to fuck; hot, attractive male with children that you would like to fuck.

I really don't care that Craig has 2 kids, I'd still do him...like he's such a DILF!

by DMoneyMillions July 15, 2010

daily boner quota

The accumulative act of popping erections at the sight of an attractive woman.

Used to verify the basic level of attractiveness of any given woman.

Abbreviation: DBQ

See also: "strokability scale"

Upon seeing a hottie: "Check out that girl, she's helping me reach my daily boner quota."

Upon seeing a fug: "The DBQ is down five points today."

Upon jizzing one's pants: "I just went over my daily boner quota."

by rogius April 11, 2011