Crunch

synonym for crush

“Heather is Paul’s crunch”

by treetreetree March 25, 2022

crunch

Your dad has brought up 20 times since you were in the eighth grade that he used to say this in place of "what those kids today call roastinng"

you (in 2015): roasted!
your father (having materialized behind you): back in my day we used to say crunched instead.

by IoI_xD June 17, 2023

Crunch

Crunch is used when someone looks good or is attractive. Crunch as in you could just eat them up.

"He's so crunchy." "Do you know who S.coups is? He's crunch."

by Pankakes_18 June 12, 2023

Crunch

slang for one;s head

mate, can you shut the fuck up, you’re doing my crunch in!

by January 17, 2025

Crunch

Casual Cringe

The party was pretty Crunchy.
The first day of school was crunch.

by Voze December 03, 2016

Crunch

when you absolutely sock a nigga in his jaw

Tim: holy shit, johnny just got crunched
Jim: I aint ever seen a nigga get crunched that bad

by apricottimefrostlegend_4 December 03, 2024

Crunch

When your finna beat somebody up

I’ll crunch u little buz
I crunched her
He got crunched @ the game

by Littlemissdtm January 17, 2023