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Schrodinger's Crap

When the bathroom smells so bad, you don't know if your roommate forgot to flush but, the only way to find out is to go in there.
"The bathroom has reeked for an hour now, there must be a unflushed deuce in the bowl."
"Then go in there and flush it if you're so sure."
"I don't wanna be the one who opens the door to Schrodinger's Crap!"
by Stpaul83 June 19, 2020
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crap rammer

drew loves to cram henry up the craper with his tiny crap rammer.

well now that crap rammers gone we can take our shields from our asses.


is that crap rammer still here jesus we should put a bell on that dirty little homo.
by job less January 13, 2009
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Crap Lady

Some who ignores you when you yell hello. The you call her crap and tell her it's a nice flower. Her sidekick is a suitcase. Fuck her and the suitcase!!!!!!
by CharliD'melio8888 April 22, 2021
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crap on a crabtree

1. an expression used when something doesn't go your way
2. can be used in place of "oh crap!"
3. an expression of amazement or utter astonishment
(All examples must be read with a strong Northern American/Canadian accent)
1. Friend: "Hey man, your package didn't come in the mail today." Me: "Well crap on a crabtree!"
2. "Oh crap on a crabtree I forgot to pay the gas bill!"
3. Friend: "Hey man I finally finished that project I was working on." Me: "Well crap on a crappy ole crabtree in crappy ole Minnesota! I can't believe it!"

(For this last one you can use the name of any northern US state/Canadian province known for having a strong accent in place of "Minnesota" such as, but not limited to: Michigan, Wisconsin, Ontario etc...)
by Rudypoohzen July 12, 2013
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crap eater

a type of bug that eats shit in dumps
Johnny: Mommy, I found a crap eater in the garbage can!
Mom: It's called a maggot! You poop head.
by fatchungus123 August 3, 2019
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Savage-Crap

A term for a list of moves in four-square where the defending square has little to no chance of successfully countering. (Fireballs, Corner Shots, Cherry Bombs) Often considered unfair and illegal.

Shouted by the audience in a school tournament when a ref misses an illegal move.
That is Savage-Crap!!! He had no chance!!!
by Scotty BB October 19, 2016
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Crap And Nap

To take a dump before going to sleep. Similarly:

Napping Crap - to wake up with full pants.

Crapping Nap - to fall asleep whilst on the toilet.
Football practice was in 4 hours, so Bob decided that he had more than enough time to Crap And Nap.
by The Pikachu Master November 6, 2012
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