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Craig

A full-time food delivery driver who knows it all but is too short to see over the steering wheel so he has to sit on a phone book.
All you do is bitch, stop being such a Craig! Um, k?!
by FartSniffer22 June 5, 2024
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Jenny Craig

an American weight loss, weight management, and nutrition company. The company had more than 700 weight management centers in Australia, the United States, Canada, and New Zealand. The program combined individual weight management counseling with a menu of frozen meals and other foods which were distributed through its centers or shipped directly to clients. On May 4, 2023, the company announced that it was going out of business after 40 years.
On May 2, 2023, Jenny Craig announced to employees via email that the company will wind down operations, lay off all employees, and possibly switch to an e-commerce model. The company had been pursuing a sale for some time
by rdesgatrsygh May 26, 2023
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Craig

Craig is a punk ass bitch. He is the first guy to belly ache and complain. He’s actually a cunt without any charisma, uniqueness, nerve nor any talent.
😀 : who is complaining? Once again it’s Craig he’s a whiny ass bitch.
by PpKkl7810 November 26, 2021
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Matthew Craig

A Matthew Craig is a funny dude who comes up with random catch phrases every year. For example, "Greasy Goblin", "Cowabunga", "Ganstalicious", and who would forget "My name is not Craig."
"You freaking Matthew Craig"
"Mathaniel Craigslist, you are one humerous being."
by SEANSKI223499 July 19, 2024
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craigs-book

a little black book containing phone number of every craigs-hook you have ever had
having a craigs-book doesn't prevent you from getting married; you can keep your craigs-book as a trophy from your bachelors days
by Sexydimma March 21, 2017
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Craig Hole

A hole in the ground where Craig's come from at the age of 30. There's never been A baby called Craig!
Why have I never seen Craig around before? He's fresh out of the Craig hole this year.
by Bunghole king June 16, 2022
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Craig Senna

A northerner who may or may not be disabled because of a driving incident
by Lauren is sexy April 19, 2020
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