A full-time food delivery driver who knows it all but is too short to see over the steering wheel so he has to sit on a phone book.
by FartSniffer22 June 5, 2024

an American weight loss, weight management, and nutrition company. The company had more than 700 weight management centers in Australia, the United States, Canada, and New Zealand. The program combined individual weight management counseling with a menu of frozen meals and other foods which were distributed through its centers or shipped directly to clients. On May 4, 2023, the company announced that it was going out of business after 40 years.
On May 2, 2023, Jenny Craig announced to employees via email that the company will wind down operations, lay off all employees, and possibly switch to an e-commerce model. The company had been pursuing a sale for some time
by rdesgatrsygh May 26, 2023

Craig is a punk ass bitch. He is the first guy to belly ache and complain. He’s actually a cunt without any charisma, uniqueness, nerve nor any talent.
by PpKkl7810 November 26, 2021

A Matthew Craig is a funny dude who comes up with random catch phrases every year. For example, "Greasy Goblin", "Cowabunga", "Ganstalicious", and who would forget "My name is not Craig."
by SEANSKI223499 July 19, 2024

having a craigs-book doesn't prevent you from getting married; you can keep your craigs-book as a trophy from your bachelors days
by Sexydimma March 21, 2017

A hole in the ground where Craig's come from at the age of 30. There's never been A baby called Craig!
by Bunghole king June 16, 2022

by Lauren is sexy April 19, 2020
