covered in shit stains

boatloads of shit

my homie had a load of swamp ass and came home n pulled off his trousers and low and behold he was covered in shit stains

by chodebitch555 March 12, 2022

Coverment

This is what conspiracy theorists call the government due to all of their claims and cover ups.

I didn’t watch this weekends aurora borealis because it was clearly a fabricated light show designed by the coverment.

by Amy Lane 2 May 13, 2024

Deep Cover

A cancelled Looking Glass studios game that happened in cold war times

Guy 1: Hey! Have you heard of deep cover?
Guy 2: Tf is that?
Guy 1: A cancelled game!

by 231231231231 February 17, 2021

chocolate covered corn

When you do Anal with a girl and when you pull out there is a corn in your duck hole

Fish~ "I did a girl in the ass and had corn in my dick hole"

Ty~ " chocolate covered corn!"

by Trdx August 30, 2023

Sour-cream covered iced-tea can

You are a very nice and gentle person

“*here is a Sour-cream covered iced-tea can”

“means You are a very kind and gentle person”

by awesrdtgyhujilk; March 07, 2024

Seat Cover.

An alternative way to refer to a man’s beard in a sexual manner. No beard shaming as we only want to appreciate a well kept face that doubles as a perfect seat.

Talalima: *swipes right* omg you have the perfect Seat Cover.

Hims: thanks, but my - what am I missing… I don’t understand.

Talalima: Ooh your beard is what I’m referring to…

by talamobley444 December 22, 2021

wrestle under the covers

Have sex.

“Wanna wrestle under the covers? *wink wink*”
“Bro i’m gay.”

by corinwickesfake January 29, 2025