chocolate covered wagon

Act of dipping your dick in hot chocolate then making your girl suck it off.

I gave Lisa a chocolate covered wagon last night.

by bolognaround January 22, 2015

ketchup covered hotdog

when a man and women errr-eee the bed while the women is on her period, the man comes out with a bloody penis

Allison and Ethan were working it hard and when they decided to stop, Ethan had a ketchup covered hotdog

by Bum bum gum March 29, 2015

vent cover

Anus. Asshole. Poop shoot.

Damn I was so nervous before the game my vent cover was twisted up tight.

by LBJ surfer November 16, 2015

You cannot judge a book by its cover

You cannot judge the character or quality of something/someone just by looking at them.

You cannot judge a book by its cover; that girl you talked to is actually a very nice person.

by Kitter the Killer Kat C: January 10, 2016

chocolate covered bacon

The result of two amazing things (bacon and chocolate) making a baby.

Chocolate covered bacon. Nuff said.

by DickTucker, theeasilyarousedse February 1, 2016

Chocolate covered centipede

A girl who is beautiful on the surface, but who she is on the inside is the equivalent to a centipede.

" Yeah man, I actually really liked her until I saw those all those disgusting legs start poking through. Definitely just another chocolate covered centipede."

by My name is P April 8, 2016

Covers Are Still Warm

(1.) A polite way of saying the person has only just left his/her bed.

(2.) The person recently died, and the recipients of the will want their estate immediately.

Mr. Lockley: I'm terribly sorry about your aunt Jane, Jim...

Jim: Thank you, Mr. Lockley. So then, do you know whenabouts I can expect my lump-sum payment of the will?

Mrs. Lockley: For heaven's sakes Jim. The covers are still warm!

by Gmwilkie George November 14, 2018