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west country

That part of England that includes the historic counties of Gloucestershire, Somerset, Wiltshire, Dorset, Devon and Cornwall. The largest city is Bristol. Renowned for yokels, rural poverty, alcoholism, incest and the Wurzels.
Q "If I was battered out of my brains on scrumpy, had the stupidest accent imaginable and wanted to have sex with my sister, where would I be from?"

A "The West Country, although you'd still be less likely to be a criminal than a scouser."
by Ernie Mc Spoons December 5, 2007
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country people

A person who enjoys the following:
- country music
- trailer homes
- hunting
- beer and cheap food
- trucks
- guns
- obese, redneck women
The country people didn't earn more than five dollars that day.
by cadillac95 December 30, 2010
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country music

a.) Real music that you can actually understand, performed by artists who can actually sing and play instruments (not just shout obscenities and sometimes-rhyming slang backed by a drum machine or fragments of somebody else's record played off turntables). Music that condones patriotism and traditional American/family values instead of drive-by shootings, murders, drug usage, racism (i.e. hatred of white people) and general lawlessness.
This type of music is usually enjoyed by proud, honest, hard-working people who have chosen not to be a drain on society by living on welfare and/or spending most of their adult life in prison. You'll never see it on MTV because it's not trendy, thuggish or amoral (like everything else on MTV). Generally not enjoyed by baggy-clothed, backwards ballcap wearing, bling wearing fashion slave "sheeple" posers who feel an irrepressible need to try to impress everybody by acting and talking like something they're not.

b.) The kind of music you'd like your kids to listen to, as opposed to "Yo, yo, I got crunked up on chronic and a fo'ty and did a drive-by 187 on the PO-lice, then c-walked back to the criznizzle and slapped mah beee-yatch."
Typical country music:

"My daddy served in the Army, he lost his right eye - but he flew a flag out in our yard until the day that he died. He wanted my brother, my mother, my sister and me to grow up and live happy in the land of the free."

"And I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free....and I won't forget the men who died to save that right for me. And I'd gladly stand up next to you and defend her still today - for there ain't no doubt I love this land.....God Bless the U.S.A."
by Redneck & Proud September 2, 2008
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Country Blumpkin

To recieve fellatio (head) while taking a shit in an outhouse
I recieved a country blumpkin while i was working on the farm last summer... Shit was awesome.
by BFUCKINWAIT and Jesus November 27, 2009
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Country Mile

The distance between two Baptist churches in the Deep South.
Hunter: “Last one to finish the moonshine loses the bet!”
Tucker: “What are we betting?”
Hunter: “Loser has to run across the Publix parking lot naked”
Tucker: “That must be the distance of a country mile!”
by Martin_Stoyanov February 9, 2023
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Country Bitty

A Country Bitty is a Bitty that's is a country girl.
Look at this Country Bitty riding her horse.
by UWRF Pitties September 2, 2019
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Country Blumpkin

Receiving a blowjob while taking a shit from a toothless girl with a dip in her mouth.
My girl gave me a country blumpkin after we hit the meth pipe.
by DHalla November 29, 2010
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