A person who takes it upon themself to police open discussion based on their interpretation of the vibes, either in-person or online, such as a twitter thread. If at any point a participant in a conversation is mildly awkward or not perfectly matching the arbitrary social energy, the vibe cop will make it his mission to grandiosely shame that person until they leave the social setting, often ruining the vibes by doing so anyway.
Person 1: Did you see how Jared dealt with that new guy? He brought up Eminem while we were talking about J Cole's new album, and Jared embarrassed and grilled his ass in front of everybody until he got up and left.
Person 2: Yeah, Jared's a real Vibe Cop. Plus like everyone left right after that, he killed the vibes he swore to protect.
Person 2: Yeah, Jared's a real Vibe Cop. Plus like everyone left right after that, he killed the vibes he swore to protect.
by Vibe Sheriff November 16, 2022
Get the Vibe Copmug. those who keep scolding you, or even wait for you just to scold you when you don't use a coaster for your bottle or glass, esp. on the coffee table.
by BlackMomba March 27, 2009
Get the coaster copmug. by christine m. October 24, 2006
Get the cop a knobbermug. by KLB August 22, 2006
Get the copped offmug. by Unknown Source Man May 13, 2003
Get the nasty copsmug. When you are overweight and eat something fattening in public and someone says: "Are you sure you should be eating that?"
When you are quite thin, but some nosy scrotesque underweight old man sees that you have a big bag of M&M's and says: "It'll make ya fat."
When you are thin and someone who likes fat people tells you you're too thin. This is usually sexual harassment.
When you are quite thin, but some nosy scrotesque underweight old man sees that you have a big bag of M&M's and says: "It'll make ya fat."
When you are thin and someone who likes fat people tells you you're too thin. This is usually sexual harassment.
"I was trying to eat a doughnut one morning, but someone called the Calorie Cops. They were eating them too."
"I was proud of my thin new shape and this pervert who keeps trying to flirt with me said I should eat more. What is he, the Calorie Cops?"
Some people were making fun of fat people in line, and I said: "Shut up, you fvck!ng Calorie Cops!"
"I was proud of my thin new shape and this pervert who keeps trying to flirt with me said I should eat more. What is he, the Calorie Cops?"
Some people were making fun of fat people in line, and I said: "Shut up, you fvck!ng Calorie Cops!"
by MadamexXx February 25, 2009
Get the Calorie Copsmug. 1. A Homo Cop, Is A Police Officer Who When Frisking You Trys To Get Extra Feels On A Males Private Parts,
2. When Taking You To The Police Station Always Wants To Strip Search The Males They Arrested To Look At There Penis
3. Police Officer Looks At Your Penis More Than Your Face.
4. They Just Join The Police Force So They Can Sexually Assault So Called Criminals
2. When Taking You To The Police Station Always Wants To Strip Search The Males They Arrested To Look At There Penis
3. Police Officer Looks At Your Penis More Than Your Face.
4. They Just Join The Police Force So They Can Sexually Assault So Called Criminals
Detective Smith Is A Homo Cop, He Smiles When He Strip Searched Me And Had Is His Eyes Glued On My Penis The Whole Time With A Devils Grin
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by Morg Parks December 29, 2010
Get the Homo Copmug.